**Official** Pissing Contest/Fanboy Wars Thread

Lups · 09-09-2016, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Let's welcome our first combatants!

jpnh and zx10guy

Who the fuck is he and why would I bother with him? It's common knowledge my balls are bigger than any of yours, and Tonka can vouch on me having a dick too.

Edit: Oops... I for once fucked up. I got hightlighted and didn't bother to read too thoroughly, so sorry.

Continue.

bimmette · 09-09-2016, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

this looks like the place where people go to get a free ban

fuck that shit

We are talking about piss, not shit. Get it straight.

jtodd_fl · 09-09-2016, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Who the fuck is he and why would I bother with him? It's common knowledge my balls are bigger than any of yours, and Tonka can vouch on me having a dick too.

Good to know...

The Chaddening · 09-09-2016, 12:50 PM

One page in and we are going into the piss talk. Not looking great.

smoosh · 09-09-2016, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Good to know...

Most overused .gif of 2016 on bimmerpost...congrats toddy

you washed up ho

jtodd_fl · 09-09-2016, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Most overused .gif of 2016 on bimmerpost...congrats toddy
you washed up ho

Extra spaces removed... and I am not washed up! The year is young... I can beat something else to death worse before it ends.

Lups · 09-09-2016, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Good to know...

Hey he sent it to me!

smoosh · 09-09-2016, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Hey he sent it to me!

lupilicious so delicious

Mr Tonka · 09-09-2016, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Can double as a beer bong - recommend only buying new for this purpose.

hehehe, hehe, Beer DONG. lol

Banana Hammock · 09-09-2016, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

hehehe, hehe, Beer DONG. lol

Lmao god dammit.

jgoens · 09-09-2016, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I didn't change anything, except to correct one of the usernames.

See post two above. QED!

Correcting=changing....nyah nyah nyha nyha nyaaaa nyha.

csu87 · 09-09-2016, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jgoens

Well, nothing here in Bimmer post world is truly a void as the mods are watching everything and trickery such as baiting combatants into a forum ring will surely lead to more bannings.
But we will watch anyway.

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

No no no... this is about debate (even if just mudslinging and fanboying) not that attack thing you did. This serves a useful public service. I am not baiting for battle - just redirecting certain debate topics to a centralized location where it can be spectated or avoided. Not trying to get anyone banned.

Lups · 09-09-2016, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

lupilicious so delicious

48 year old men get all the fun!

omasou · 09-09-2016, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Pissing contest?

Well, I pee sitting down while you guys have to stand up.

Wait. Ugh, you guys win, dammit.

come on, I'm sure if you lean forward a bit you can hang and go for distance w/the best of them...

bimmette · 09-09-2016, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by masou

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Pissing contest?

Well, I pee sitting down while you guys have to stand up.

Wait. Ugh, you guys win, dammit.

come on, I'm sure if you lean forward a bit you can hang and go for distance w/the best of them...

That's ok. You guys can win this one. We win everything else

Mr Tonka · 09-09-2016, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

That's ok. You guys can win this one. We win everything else

What else is there?

bimmette · 09-09-2016, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

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Originally Posted by bimmette

That's ok. You guys can win this one. We win everything else

What else is there?

We win at secretly knowing everything we win.

Mr Tonka · 09-09-2016, 01:42 PM

Well then.... i guess you win.

bimmette · 09-09-2016, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Well then.... i guess you win.

Yay, first official winner in this thread!!!

omasou · 09-09-2016, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

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Originally Posted by masou

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Pissing contest?

Well, I pee sitting down while you guys have to stand up.

Wait. Ugh, you guys win, dammit.

come on, I'm sure if you lean forward a bit you can hang and go for distance w/the best of them...

That's ok. You guys can win this one. We win everything else

Yes you do. Yes you do.

Mr Tonka · 09-09-2016, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by masou

Yes you do. Yes you do.

Doesn't it go.... yes dear. yes dear. ??

Lups · 09-09-2016, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I actually ordered one of these for Lups as secret Santa. But she moved before it could be delivered. lol

Now to the post I was supposed to answer instead of being mean to innocent people I don't know!

You might have been born with a hose but we both know I'm the one who makes an impression with the shower.

I miss the epic it crew here, I've been working way too much lately and enjoying my free time (working for my friends for free time) and my fucking family keeps screwing things up for me by demanding my time. Since now 3 people in my family reads bp daily, I have to keep more appropriate approach to this. I've been told.

"mom if you're mean to people, we'll be mean adults. If you don't buy a car, we'll keep reading this. I posted on the F8x forum once. Either Keep on enjoying your hidden corner or buy us a car!".

09-09-2016, 12:50 PM	#26
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Mr Tonka is probably out riding. 6058 Rep 2,292 Posts Drives: Something Italian Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Sweatypeninsula iTrader: (0)	Well then.... i guess you win. __________________ "There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
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