[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Now to the post I was supposed to answer instead of being mean to innocent people I don't know!

You might have been born with a hose but we both know I'm the one who makes an impression with the shower.

I miss the epic it crew here, I've been working way too much lately and enjoying my free time (working for my friends for free time) and my fucking family keeps screwing things up for me by demanding my time. Since now 3 people in my family reads bp daily, I have to keep more appropriate approach to this. I've been told.

"mom if you're mean to people, we'll be mean adults. If you don't buy a car, we'll keep reading this. I posted on the F8x forum once. Either Keep on enjoying your hidden corner or buy us a car!".

I don't fully get it, but i'll likely agree with you. haha

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I don't fully get it, but i'll likely agree with you. haha

Oh come on, a golden shower hint flew by you? Wtf!

Okay, I don't miss it anymore then.



(they do not read ot.)

(or I'd be so screwed there are no words!)

Btw tonka I have a story for ya!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Oh come on, a golden shower hint flew by you? Wtf!

Okay, I don't miss it anymore then.

I knew you were down for that stuff, but I was trying to keep it clean for your kids. Geez.

Stop working so much!

[ASBSECU E93]

Hey jtodd_fl - what about jgoens vs Skunkwerks ????

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I knew you were down for that stuff, but I was trying to keep it clean for your kids. Geez.

Stop working so much!

It filters ot! Damnit!


Jeez, they need to have an image of a mom who's like normal you know? Not someone like me!

"so, I like this job, it has potential. 185k euros for a stripper M3, but you know, it's more miles to your mom... You in or out?"

"cool with moving, not paying that. Cool with us living in an other country?"

"kinda saw that coming. You really must love being without a car by now huh?"

I love my marriage.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

It filters ot! Damnit!


Jeez, they need to have an image of a mom who's like normal you know? Not someone like me!

"so, I like this job, it has potential. 185k euros for a stripper M3, but you know, it's more miles to your mom... You in or out?"

"cool with moving, not paying that. Cool with us living in an other country?"

"kinda saw that coming. You really must love being without a car by now huh?"

I love my marriage.

lol Keep repeating that last part. haha

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

lol Keep repeating that last part. haha

Sensing issues?

It is funny here back home, I have the epic garages of my friends at my disposal and I don't want to! I help and work on and finance my friends rally cars (owned by us all) but I don't even take them out. (edit, I forgot we currently apparently run three.)

I can if I wanted to buy an M3 here easily but man I don't want to! Peter cost me 8k euros for 50000 kms all in all (I bought him with money transferred from finland when euro was flying high, and I returned the money here at the lowest point.).

And damn if I don't miss that damn car. I don't like replacing him, and peter III couldn't be just an upgrade of a name. Peter I was a rental merc, Peter II an M4, so what will peter III be without looking bad?

I'm so screwed.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Sensing issues?

It is funny here back home, I have the epic garages of my friends at my disposal and I don't want to! I help and work on and finance my friends rally cars (owned by us all) but I don't even take them out. (edit, I forgot we currently apparently run three.)

I can if I wanted to buy an M3 here easily but man I don't want to! Peter cost me 8k euros for 50000 kms all in all (I bought him with money transferred from finland when euro was flying high, and I returned the money here at the lowest point.).

And damn if I don't miss that damn car. I don't like replacing him, and peter III couldn't be just an upgrade of a name. Peter I was a rental merc, Peter II an M4, so what will peter III be without looking bad?

I'm so screwed.

Peter - Penis - Trouser Snake - Cobra. Peter III

I hear Finns like to go topless anyway.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Peter - Penis - Trouser Snake - Cobra. Peter III

I hear Finns like to go topless anyway.

.... Idiot.

We don't wear clothes, okay?! But I think based on statistics of all motor sports of all times, as a nation we take those seriously!

Come on tonka, how is that a fit for me?!


We are friends and all and you now you're shedding shit on my porch.

No loyalty here, besides Billie and I.

God that could never be peter.

[Haywood]

Originally Posted by Lups

Oh come on, a golden shower hint flew by you? Wtf!

Okay, I don't miss it anymore then.



(they do not read ot.)

(or I'd be so screwed there are no words!)

Btw tonka I have a story for ya!

Look up Annie Sprinkle. She would do golden showers porn movies. Strangely attractive in college.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Haywood

Look up Annie Sprinkle. She would do golden showers porn movies. Strangely attractive in college.

https://www.healthgrades.com/optomet...rginia/fairfax

Just sayin'

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

.... Idiot.

We don't wear clothes, okay?! But I think based on statistics of all motor sports of all times, as a nation we take those seriously!

Come on tonka, how is that a fit for me?!


We are friends and all and you now you're shedding shit on my porch.

No loyalty here, besides Billie and I.

God that could never be peter.

It's not a fit for you. It's a fit for every guy on the forum. Who is now picturing you driving that topless in the winter.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Haywood

Look up Annie Sprinkle. She would do golden showers porn movies. Strangely attractive in college.

In university i held a seminar about marketing. I spent 2 hours of my life talking about porn in front pf my professor just to prove a point. Jenna Jameson was my first slide show pic.

Boys always like when women show off.

Except when the professor is a 68 year old gay male. Still he gave me a good grade (at your scale an A)

[ASAP]

I'd like to get a couple of things straight if I may-


A vert M car is not a real M car.
Those that like 6mt's are out of date with technology.
Android phones are uselessly customizable.
A big turbo N54 is not a good overall car.
Mustangs no matter how good (GT350) are still Mustangs.
The M2 is overrated (drove one on the track and was disappointed).
Newer (F30 and up) chassis non M bmw's offer little driving experience.
Both Hilary and Donald are useless candidates... but one could potentially be a criminal.


Glad I could let all of that out...

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by ASAP

I'd like to get a couple of things straight if I may-


A vert M car is not a real M car.
Those that like 6mt's are out of date with technology.
Android phones are uselessly customizable.
A big turbo N54 is not a good overall car.
Mustangs no matter how good (GT350) are still Mustangs.
The M2 is overrated (drove one on the track and was disappointed).
Newer (F30 and up) chassis non M bmw's offer little driving experience.
Both Hilary and Donald are useless candidates... but one could potentially be a criminal.


Glad I could let all of that out...

Well done sir. How's the flame suit?

[ASAP]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Well done sir. How's the flame suit?

Strapped on sir

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by ASAP

I'd like to get a couple of things straight if I may-


A vert M car is not a real M car.
Those that like 6mt's are out of date with technology.
Android phones are uselessly customizable.
A big turbo N54 is not a good overall car.
Mustangs no matter how good (GT350) are still Mustangs.
The M2 is overrated (drove one on the track and was disappointed).
Newer (F30 and up) chassis non M bmw's offer little driving experience.
Both Hilary and Donald are useless candidates... but one could potentially be a criminal.


Glad I could let all of that out...

Well, well, well......

My 6MT S/C VERT M3 begs to differ

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Well, well, well......

My 6MT S/C VERT M3 begs to differ

Do you have Android too? Lol paging shoei

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Do you have Android too? Lol paging shoei

Come on....I might be old skool, by at least I have some class

Android.....jeez man.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by EALm4

///M Power-Belgium vs bimmette

.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Do you have Android too? Lol paging shoei

Did somebody say, ASBSECU E93 has an inferior M?!!

Or was this to talk about jtodd_fl and his inferior M?! I'm confused...

As for the 6MT being out of date technology, clearly somebody here hasn't driven a 1M, M2, f8x in manual... After you've done that, feel free to come back and drone on about it being "outdated" technology... Or at least do your homework first...

Oh and as for android??

[ASAP]

Originally Posted by shoei

Did somebody say, ASBSECU E93 has an inferior M?!!

Or was this to talk about jtodd_fl and his inferior M?! I'm confused...

As for the 6MT being out of date technology, clearly somebody here hasn't driven a 1M, M2, f8x in manual... After you've done that, feel free to come back and drone on about it being "outdated" technology... Or at least do your homework first...

Oh and as for android??

Well to be objective, it is the slowest version of the car... a 335i performs better on slalom... but yeah M car.

6mt... driven a 1M and an F80... still DCT by a mile on this one... at this point even Ferrari agrees.

Android? Nah son, full apple suite here.