**Official** Pissing Contest/Fanboy Wars Thread

MKSixer · 09-10-2016, 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Come at me brah.....

And you too ASAP and Nkc

Fast is fast.....fuq'rs.

shoei can't come at any of us.

That would involve driving. Which involves taking a car out of the garage. He owns nothing but GARAGE QUEENS. *drops mic*

ASAP · 09-10-2016, 09:39 AM

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I'd like to get a couple of things straight if I may-

A vert M car is not a real M car.
Those that like 6mt's are out of date with technology.
Android phones are uselessly customizable.
A big turbo N54 is not a good overall car.
Mustangs no matter how good (GT350) are still Mustangs.
The M2 is overrated (drove one on the track and was disappointed).
Newer (F30 and up) chassis non M bmw's offer little driving experience.
Both Hilary and Donald are useless candidates... but one could potentially be a criminal.

Glad I could let all of that out...

So much trolling going on but gotta agree.
M should never come in a vert. I have one and it's really not a great performance car compared to its fixed roof sibling which I also have. Great summer car though.
N54 really isn't a great engine for the track. Basically any turbo car will run into trouble sooner or later. Got one of those too but relieving it of its track duties soon.
F30 is the worst 3er ever. It was made for slow Asian female drivers and/or badge whores. Asian mother in law had that. I put a good 5k kms on it mainly because it had 4 doors and I still hate it. I got more engagement from the most shittiest shit box rental car. Oh did I mention that it's a piece of over priced shit?

Regarding the other stuff like 6mt and Android, go fuck yourself ASAP!

How's this for outdated?
[IMG]http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-...7/IMG_0148.jpg[/IMG]

Love the viper ACR... that is a car that gains ground on extreme aero and sharp handling... imagine it with a proper dct ?.

As far as Android... FU!!!

ASAP · 09-10-2016, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

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Did somebody say, ASBSECU E93 has an inferior M?!!

Or was this to talk about jtodd_fl and his inferior M?! I'm confused...

As for the 6MT being out of date technology, clearly somebody here hasn't driven a 1M, M2, f8x in manual... After you've done that, feel free to come back and drone on about it being "outdated" technology... Or at least do your homework first...

Oh and as for android??

They didn't mean out of date...they meant SLOW.

That's a more logical explanation... Nobody will dispute a fraction slower... Outdated tech is a bit of a stretch however...

Outdated would be people driving vehicles that weigh as much as Free Willy...

Come at me brah.....

And you too ASAP and Nkc

Fast is fast.....fuq'rs.

Pls brah... i own amongst a few, the greatest engine BMW has ever produced in a non M car...

shoei · 09-10-2016, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Come at me brah.....

And you too ASAP and Nkc

Fast is fast.....fuq'rs.

shoei can't come at any of us.

That would involve driving. Which involves taking a car out of the garage. He owns nothing but GARAGE QUEENS. *drops mic*

This is what your drop the mic looks like... Zero street cred... Zero...

jgoens · 09-10-2016, 12:29 PM

Bunch of punks hanging out here. Who wants to race?
And everybody knows Androids rock.

Nkc · 09-10-2016, 12:49 PM

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Bunch of punks hanging out here. Who wants to race?
And everybody knows Androids rock.

Are we racing with Msports? What do you want if you win? More M badges on your car?

jgoens · 09-10-2016, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

Are we racing with Msports? What do you want if you win? More M badges on your car?

I'm running e50...I eat Mcars...I'll take some bimmerpost stickers.

Nkc · 09-10-2016, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jgoens

I'm running e50...I eat Mcars...I'll take some bimmerpost stickers.

I run on 5-40% alcohol... I eat McDonald's...I'll take all your fake M badges.

jgoens · 09-10-2016, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

I run on 5-40% alcohol... I eat McDonald's...I'll take all your fake M badges.

Lie. They don't have cornfuel in Vancouver or Hong Kong--maybe ricer fuel. My car is completely debadged of everything..it is just waiting for Bimmerpost stickers on all windows.

MKSixer · 09-10-2016, 04:05 PM

Excuse me sir, are those your doors?

My S85 just blew them off.

Nkc · 09-10-2016, 04:19 PM

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I run on 5-40% alcohol... I eat McDonald's...I'll take all your fake M badges.

Lie. They don't have cornfuel in Vancouver or Hong Kong--maybe ricer fuel. My car is completely debadged of everything..it is just waiting for Bimmerpost stickers on all windows.

We have liquor stores and that's the alcohol I'm running on.

MKSixer · 09-10-2016, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Nkc

I run on 5-40% alcohol... I eat McDonald's...I'll take all your fake M badges.

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Lie. They don't have cornfuel in Vancouver or Hong Kong--maybe ricer fuel. My car is completely debadged of everything..it is just waiting for Bimmerpost stickers on all windows.

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We have liquor stores and that's the alcohol I'm running on.

I already knew that this was the answer.

jgoens , has Skunkwerks been jacking with you again? You are a little off your game.

jgoens · 09-10-2016, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

I already knew that this was the answer.

jgoens , has Skunkwerks been jacking with you again? You are a little off your game.

Well, now that you mention it, three nights ago the window was open and I awoke to a very strong skunk smell from the patio. Not a joke. Closed the window and all was fine. Probably there was a battle with the coons out there as there seems to be regular nocturnal animals battling it out lately.

MKSixer · 09-10-2016, 08:27 PM

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Well, now that you mention it, three nights ago the window was open and I awoke to a very strong skunk smell from the patio. Not a joke. Closed the window and all was fine. Probably there was a battle with the coons out there as there seems to be regular nocturnal animals battling it out lately.

I knew it!
He's up to his crap again. Be strong.

jgoens · 09-10-2016, 08:37 PM

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I knew it!
He's up to his crap again. Be strong.

Yeah...I was thinking of maybe putting a few away and then sneaking out in the yard one of these nights and try to get him on tape..sort of an epilogue to the shed thread.

MKSixer · 09-10-2016, 08:42 PM

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Yeah...I was thinking of maybe putting a few away and then sneaking out in the yard one of these nights and try to get him on tape..sort of an epilogue to the shed thread.

Outstanding! I endorse this plan.

jtodd_fl · 09-11-2016, 02:13 AM

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Outstanding! I endorse this plan.

Me too. Except the part about "tape". Have you looked at your calendar lately? Good Lord. Are you going to do some jazzercize or maybe go roller skating afterward?

jgoens · 09-11-2016, 02:28 PM

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Me too. Except the part about "tape". Have you looked at your calendar lately? Good Lord. Are you going to do some jazzercize or maybe go roller skating afterward?

Jesus, pick pick pick...next time, I'll be up to modern times and say I'm going to go get him on chip.

Someone should tell these guys.

http://www.caughtontape.tv/videos

jtodd_fl · 09-11-2016, 02:30 PM

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Me too. Except the part about "tape". Have you looked at your calendar lately? Good Lord. Are you going to do some jazzercize or maybe go roller skating afterward?

Jesus, pick pick pick...next time, I'll be up to modern times and say I'm going to go get him on chip.

Someone should tell these guys.

http://www.caughtontape.tv/videos

Hehe. Sorry. Kinda.

Lups · 09-11-2016, 02:54 PM

This thread is stupid. I've not gotten into a fight here ever and I at least try my best always!

jtodd_fl · 09-11-2016, 03:05 PM

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This thread is stupid. I've not gotten into a fight here ever and I at least try my best always!

That's because Swedes play better hockey than Finns.

*tries to start some shit*

Nkc · 09-11-2016, 07:26 PM

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That's because Swedes play better hockey than Finns.

*tries to start some shit*

See my problem is I can't even tell the difference.

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