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M5essex · 03-12-2017, 05:32 PM

Sound like a prick tease....

Sara · 03-12-2017, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by M5essex

Sounds like you just wanna have fun and forget dating/romance. Nowt wrong with that

as long as you're both on the same wavelength nobody gets hurt. But we all know that never happens in real life, nor the movies...

No I like to have fun but what I really like is a guy who picks me up at my house, brings a flower to the door. A guy that rings the doorbell and doesn't just text me "here". I like the old school stuff where you get dressed up to go out to dinner. What is so wrong with my request to him

M5essex · 03-12-2017, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by M5essex

Sounds like you just wanna have fun and forget dating/romance. Nowt wrong with that

as long as you're both on the same wavelength nobody gets hurt. But we all know that never happens in real life, nor the movies...

No I like to have fun but what I really like is a guy who picks me up at my house, brings a flower to the door. A guy that rings the doorbell and doesn't just text me "here". I like the old school stuff where you get dressed up to go out to dinner. What is so wrong with my request to him

Nothing wrong with that at all. A bit of romance, wine, dine and treat a girl to a good night to make em feel special is what's it's all about... especially if you wanna get laid

. I'm kind of kidding.... Soz, I never saw the earlier messages from the ex tennis pro.

Mr Tonka · 03-12-2017, 05:58 PM

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Wtf. He's asking what I like so we can try again and I'm telling him old school
And he completely disregards it. He KNOWS me. Every fucking inch of me and he wants to do dates "getting to know me" wtf!! We've been out numberous times before and he's asking me what I want. This is why women are crazy. No Bjorn no

It's almost as if some people were able to predict this outcome.

Aatish · 03-12-2017, 06:00 PM

Wait. Isn't showing up with flowers and shit old school?

This is fucking hipster?

Sara · 03-12-2017, 06:04 PM

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Wait. Isn't showing up with flowers and shit old school?

This is fucking hipster?

I like old school!!! I like that. He asked what I liked and then shut me down

Aatish · 03-12-2017, 06:06 PM

Read his text wrong. He's over old school. Fucking millennial trash.

Mr Tonka · 03-12-2017, 06:23 PM

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Read his text wrong. He's over old school. Fucking millennial trash.

Dude, his name is Bjorn and he has a large penis ego. All makes sense to me.

Aatish · 03-12-2017, 06:28 PM

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Dude, his name is Bjorn and he has a large penis ego. All makes sense to me.

I thought it read Biorin at first lol

Mr Tonka · 03-12-2017, 06:58 PM

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Dude, his name is Bjorn and he has a large penis ego. All makes sense to me.

I thought it read Biorin at first lol

Same post applies. Lol

Biorin · 03-12-2017, 06:58 PM

I think asking them to show up with flowers defeats the purpose, no? Flowers would be him wanting to make you happy and surprise you with something out of the goodness of his heart. Asking for it removes that element - just means you want flowers. Maybe I'm missing something.

Sara · 03-12-2017, 07:00 PM

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I think asking them to show up with flowers defeats the purpose, no? Flowers would be him wanting to make you happy and surprise you with something out of the goodness of his heart. Asking for it removes that element - just means you want flowers. Maybe I'm missing something.

I love flowers. I want them. Required

Biorin · 03-12-2017, 07:02 PM

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I think asking them to show up with flowers defeats the purpose, no? Flowers would be him wanting to make you happy and surprise you with something out of the goodness of his heart. Asking for it removes that element - just means you want flowers. Maybe I'm missing something.

I love flowers. I want them. Required

That's fine, but I don't know if we can argue that it's old school in that case. More of a "I just fucking love flowers"

Sara · 03-12-2017, 08:11 PM

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That's fine, but I don't know if we can argue that it's old school in that case. More of a "I just fucking love flowers"

No one seems to do it anymore. Unless it's 2-14.

Aatish · 03-12-2017, 08:20 PM

I usually don't send flowers or chocolates, but I did send flowers a few weeks back. She was sad; couldn't really go over to see her. Sent her flowers and made it on her IG.

#Mr.StealYourGirl

The Choosey begger · 03-12-2017, 08:23 PM

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Same post applies. Lol

That explains that Picture with the crotch area blacked out.

The Choosey begger · 03-12-2017, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I think asking them to show up with flowers defeats the purpose, no? Flowers would be him wanting to make you happy and surprise you with something out of the goodness of his heart. Asking for it removes that element - just means you want flowers. Maybe I'm missing something.

It's like a bj when it's forced it's not the same...

Aatish · 03-12-2017, 08:34 PM

How does one force a BJ? Never understood that. Can't the blower just bite down?

1MOREMOD · 03-12-2017, 08:42 PM

When they are convinced to do so rather than want to on their own.

08njSTEP · 03-12-2017, 08:45 PM

When you have to pay extra, it's forced. Not that I would know.

1MOREMOD · 03-12-2017, 08:49 PM

Or single vs married. Drunk wife vs sober

08njSTEP · 03-12-2017, 08:53 PM

Or sleeping vs awake?

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