Ask A Black Person Anything Thread

panicos81 · 06-29-2011, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by lopealle

I defintely can tell the difference. Now whats the difference between a good Jew and a bad one?

no difference

chungdae · 06-29-2011, 05:20 PM

This is great lol

lopealle · 06-29-2011, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by koreez88

Why thank you Sir

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Originally Posted by Questforpower

tipping lol

lol

CollinsE90 · 06-29-2011, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by dcgolfdr

Why Newports?

Have you not seen the Dave Chappelle skit with the Black people question gameshow?

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/...videoId=219443

lopealle · 06-29-2011, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by express705

people like bernie madoff are bad jews... because he made off with everyones money!!! no pun intended.

oh i got it

lopealle · 06-29-2011, 05:23 PM

[QUOTE=CollinsE90;9923233]Have you not seen the Dave Chappelle skit with the Black people question gameshow?

what is this ish Collins...

CollinsE90 · 06-29-2011, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by lopealle

what is this ish Collins...

I fixed it, delete all of that mumbo jumbo

lopealle · 06-29-2011, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

I fixed it, delete all of that mumbo jumbo

anything for you pal

CollinsE90 · 06-29-2011, 05:28 PM

If you guys havent seen this, you will be educated on the African American culture

Part 1
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/...videoId=219443

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/...k-people-pt--2
Part 2

Kroy · 06-29-2011, 05:28 PM

What's your beverage of choice? Old English, Mickys, King Cobra, Steel Reserve, Schlitz Malt Liquor, etc.

lopealle · 06-29-2011, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Kroy

What's your beverage of choice? Old English, Mickys, King Cobra, Steel Reserve, Schlitz Malt Liquor, etc.

Well being that I wasnt raised on the American black Culture I prefer Red Stripe. I'm American but my parents are not. Jamaican/Trinidad. To answer your question though. Corona is one of my favorites. Also Fat tire.

CollinsE90 · 06-29-2011, 05:32 PM

You're forgetting Heineken

Wakka · 06-29-2011, 05:33 PM

dark meat or white meat?

Kroy · 06-29-2011, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by lopealle

Well being that I wasnt raised on the American black Culture I prefer Red Stripe. I'm American but my parents are not. Jamaican/Trinidad. To answer your question though. Corona is one of my favorites. Also Fat tire.

y u no drink 40's?

Personally I like the taste of OE, but wouldn't turn down a good Steel Reserve. MMmmmMMmm. skittles anyone?

panicos81 · 06-29-2011, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CollinsE90

If you guys havent seen this, you will be educated on the African American culture

Part 1
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/...videoId=219443

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/...k-people-pt--2
Part 2

very good

JayKay335i · 06-29-2011, 05:40 PM

Do those guys who walk around the mall in 8XL white shirts that look like dresses with shorts that are sitting on their knees, while they hold them up, and look like pants, embarrass you? Do you ever just want to face palm and say "youre doing it wrong?"?

khaye1 · 06-29-2011, 05:48 PM

Why do you always get the "itis" after eating a meal?

lopealle · 06-29-2011, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by JayKay335i

Do those guys who walk around the mall in 8XL white shirts that look like dresses with shorts that are sitting on their knees, while they hold them up, and look like pants, embarrass you? Do you ever just want to face palm and say "youre doing it wrong?"?

Actually the whole sagging thing I hate it. The tall tees I dont understand. It hate to be a southern thing. When I was in NY i didnt see it at all. I do facepalm all the time though

BTM · 06-29-2011, 05:49 PM

Can you tell when white people avoid you / making eye contact /are nervous around you?

lopealle · 06-29-2011, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by khaye1

Why do you always get the "itis" after eating a meal?

I believe everybody gets the itis. I think we get it more because most of our food is saturated with fat and grease and all that shit so our bodies have to work extra hard to digest it. which cause us to get tired.

Where the hell is Bav and the half black dude?!!!

lopealle · 06-29-2011, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BTM

Can you tell when white people avoid you / making eye contact /are nervous around you?

Yep....funny thing is the really really old white ladies love us. The young white chics love us too

infinitekidM2C · 06-29-2011, 05:52 PM

Speaking of Bav..do people confuse u with bav?

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