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      12-12-2010, 03:38 PM   #1
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Pick Up Lines =)

Last night my girlfriend invited me to her company's Christmas party and this guy came sat next to me and started a conversation. We started talking about school and he talked about his anatomy class and then he pulled this...

Him; "hey did you the distance from your wrist to your elbow is the same distance from your neck to your shoulder."

As he was saying this he was also pointing out these spots on my body, so in the end he had his arm across my shoulder.

One thing he didn't know about me was that I don't like people touching me other than shaking my hands, so his stunt made everything really awkward, because I ended up excusing myself to the restroom and that was the end of our conversation.

I would have to admit that was pretty clever, but pick up lines don't work on me.

What are some pick up lines you guys used on girls or heard of =)

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I'm a stud muffin, take a bite.

Works like a charm
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      12-12-2010, 03:41 PM   #3
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I'm a stud muffin, take a bite.

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i did and you taste dull ;]
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I just sit at the bar and lick my elbow
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I just sit at the bar and lick my elbow
why would you lick your elbow 0__o???
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Pick up lines are a pretty stupid way to talk to girls. Almost as stupid as making a thread in OT on a BMW forum asking to talk to girls. Just introduce yourself, have a conversation, if something clicks, you won't have to try, make em laugh, and see where it goes from there.
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      12-12-2010, 03:45 PM   #7
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Pick up lines are a pretty stupid way to talk to girls. Almost as stupid as making a thread in OT on a BMW forum asking to talk to girls. Just introduce yourself, have a conversation, if something clicks, you won't have to try, make em laugh, and see where it goes from there.
yeah but it's still funny to hear >__<
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in that case http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pick+up+lines
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best pick up line : "hi my name is ________"
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best pick up line : "hi my name is what?"
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haha thanks that was very nifty and handy =)
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why would you lick your elbow 0__o???
Try to lick your elbow and see if you understand now




Srs, I don't use pick up lines, I just walk up and introduce myself and smile, works most of the time every time
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best pick up line : "hi my name is ________"
subtle variation:

"Hi, I'm ________, what's your name?"
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im a huge fan

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"Hi, I'm Batman bitch, wanna fuck yet?"
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subtle variation:

"Hi, I'm ________, what's your name?"
whoops forgot to add that in
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And Javi will finally get banned

lol nice ninja edit
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well it's good to know you guys are genuine honest guys who don't need to use cheesy pick up lines =)
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well it's good to know you guys are genuine honest guys who don't need to use cheesy pick up lines =)
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Pick up lines are for the desperate drunk ugly bishes, to pick up better girls you have to have confidence, balls enough to do it, and smart enough to be able to hold a good convo
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I'm good...... Giggity.
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