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      10-24-2018, 02:43 PM   #1321
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What's that?
MUX - multiplexer

DEMUX - demultiplexer

In electronics, a multiplexer is a device that selects one of several analog or digital input signals and forwards the selected input into a single line. A multiplexer of inputs has select lines, which are used to select which input line to send to the output.
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What's that?
MUX - multiplexer

DEMUX - demultiplexer

In electronics, a multiplexer is a device that selects one of several analog or digital input signals and forwards the selected input into a single line. A multiplexer of inputs has select lines, which are used to select which input line to send to the output.
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These are also the people that say they have never masturbated, avoid these people at all costs.
that makes sense. those people are assured of being liars, which makes them not trustworthy by definition
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so i fully realize that i'm building up this rep of the guy who confesses shit-related things, but might as well own it, eh?

i confess that i do not know the first thing about using those wax paper covers for the toilet seats. i mean fortunately i usually poop in regularly cleaned bathrooms, but sometimes you've got to use them because that particular toilet is suspect.

how the fuck do you use them?? they don't stay on the seat. when you take them out of the dispenser, the middle isn't fully cut out, which makes it function like a turd hammock. and something always gets fucked up during the flushing process. it turns the process of shitting into.....well, a shit show.
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so i fully realize that i'm building up this rep of the guy who confesses shit-related things, but might as well own it, eh?

i confess that i do not know the first thing about using those wax paper covers for the toilet seats. i mean fortunately i usually poop in regularly cleaned bathrooms, but sometimes you've got to use them because that particular toilet is suspect.

how the fuck do you use them?? they don't stay on the seat. when you take them out of the dispenser, the middle isn't fully cut out, which makes it function like a turd hammock. and something always gets fucked up during the flushing process. it turns the process of shitting into.....well, a shit show.
Take one from the dispenser, carefully tear off the side and front facing edges that are connected. The middle should hang gracefully onto the water, by design, to reduce splash.
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so i fully realize that i'm building up this rep of the guy who confesses shit-related things, but might as well own it, eh?

i confess that i do not know the first thing about using those wax paper covers for the toilet seats. i mean fortunately i usually poop in regularly cleaned bathrooms, but sometimes you've got to use them because that particular toilet is suspect.

how the fuck do you use them?? they don't stay on the seat. when you take them out of the dispenser, the middle isn't fully cut out, which makes it function like a turd hammock. and something always gets fucked up during the flushing process. it turns the process of shitting into.....well, a shit show.
Lol. Ass gasket.
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      10-24-2018, 04:16 PM   #1328
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Take one from the dispenser, carefully tear off the side and front facing edges that are connected. The middle should hang gracefully onto the water IN THE BACK OF THE TOILET, by design, to reduce splash.
FTFY. My friend has told me stories about what may occur if used in the opposite orientation.
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FTFY. My friend has told me stories about what may occur if used in the opposite orientation.
Oh, god, yeah, definitely don’t go the wrong way. Horrible things happen to good people.
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that makes sense. those people are assured of being liars, which makes them not trustworthy by definition
This explains why women are liars.
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Someone told me I had toe thumbs. I never knew what it was... had to look it up.

I have toe thumbs. Mildly.
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Someone told me I had toe thumbs. I never knew what it was... had to look it up.

I have toe thumbs. Mildly.
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Someone told me I had toe thumbs. I never knew what it was... had to look it up.

I have toe thumbs. Mildly.
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Wow that's really extreme lol

I have short nails, that's it lol
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Wow that's really extreme lol

I have short nails, that's it lol
As long as it doesn't mean short something else, you're doing ok.
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Wow that's really extreme lol

I have short nails, that's it lol
As long as it doesn't mean short something else, you're doing ok.
I make no claims or guarantees lol
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I must confess, I misdiagnosed my clunk sound on the right front of my e87.. I thought it was the strut top bearing. It ended up being a blown Bilstein B8. I ordered the top bearing and when installing I found the strut covered in fluid.. I am happy I was able to get a new strut in about 3 days and I am back to daily driving the 34-35 mpg baby BMW clunk free.
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I must confess, I misdiagnosed my clunk sound on the right front of my e87.. I thought it was the strut top bearing. It ended up being a blown Bilstein B8. I ordered the top bearing and when installing I found the strut covered in fluid.. I am happy I was able to get a new strut in about 3 days and I am back to daily driving the 34-35 mpg baby BMW clunk free.
Paraphrasing the guru of this thread:

"Helluva confession"
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Confession: My hippie neighbor behind my house wont do anything about the Himalayan blackberries that are taking over her entire back yard and now coming over my fence and trees with 1" thick vines. So I bought some concentrated blackberry killer and mixed it up at 4x strength in my pump sprayer and sprayed the sh*t out of her back yard, as far as my pump sprayer would reach. I hosed down everything in sight. Chemical warfare. It's on bitch!
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Paraphrasing the guru of this thread:

"Helluva confession"
I know, I also confess, I have never opened this thread until today. Mine was a bit weak compared to some..

How about,
When I was about 6-7 my brother had a cute girl over to our house (he is 5 years older than me) and for some reason I thought it was a good idea to run around only wearing a sock, on a certain non foot body part... My brother some how locked me out of the house wearing so mentioned sock on incorrect body part.. With cute girl at the window...

Terrifying.....
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With cute girl at the window...
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