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      06-26-2022, 05:45 PM   #39865
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      06-27-2022, 03:58 AM   #39866
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Because we are really doing our homework - aren't we?
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Because we are really doing our homework - aren't we?
I'll be on the 'Ring in August! I can't wait. It's going to be a blast!
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Yesterday morning I woke at 6am to the sound of a lawnmower.
My neighbor was cutting the grass.
It was daylight already, so I didn't say anything to him.
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      06-27-2022, 08:54 AM   #39869
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I'll be on the 'Ring in August! I can't wait. It's going to be a blast!
If you know date and time Im maybe around there
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If you know date and time Im maybe around there
I'll be arriving on August 12 and staying for a couple of days. I've got a car booked to do some laps on the 13th. It would be cool to meet and have a cold drink if you're around.
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      06-27-2022, 05:23 PM   #39872
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Did exactly this yesterday on the way back from the beach on a small, two lane road. I was directly behind the guy going 5 under with a dozen people lined up behind me.

“But it isn’t me…!”
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In my city, it isn't just a slow car. It's a slow official city truck. If the posted speed limit is 25, the city worker driver does 18 MPH. If the posted speed limit is 35, the city worker driver does 21 MPH.

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We sailed from Los Angeles to New Zealand and got to this spot depicted in the middle of this Google Earth image. The Pacific Ocean is huge and from this spot you can barely see land in any direction on the global map. I've never felt so far away.
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We sailed from Los Angeles to New Zealand and got to this spot depicted in the middle of this Google Earth image. The Pacific Ocean is huge and from this spot you can barely see land in any direction on the global map. I've never felt so far away.
You could still see land? I'm not a boater, but I figured within a few hours you were out of sight of land. I've never experiences that on the ocean, I always thought it would be wild - and the stars at night have to be unbelievable. Congrats, I bet that was a fun trip!
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You could still see land? I'm not a boater, but I figured within a few hours you were out of sight of land. I've never experiences that on the ocean, I always thought it would be wild - and the stars at night have to be unbelievable. Congrats, I bet that was a fun trip!
We were 21 days on a cruise from Los Angeles to New Zealand with stops in Hawaii, Tahiti, Moorea, and American Samoa. Over 8,000 miles at sea with only small islands in view along the way. It was amazing. Even more amazing was 2 weeks in New Zealand after the cruise. Now that's a beautiful country!
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You could still see land?
Because of the Earth's curvature, you can only see land about 12-15 miles away from a cruise ship. I believe that the post was about land being visible on the Google Earth image from where the ship was at the time.

On one of the cruises that I was on, we passed Punta de Maisi, Cuba at night and were close enough to see some lights. I'm sure that nobody on shore heard my "Free Elian Gonzalez!" yell from the ship.....
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Because of the Earth's curvature, you can only see land about 12-15 miles away from a cruise ship. I believe that the post was about land being visible on the Google Earth image from where the ship was at the time.
Streetview image of that voyage would be boooooring.
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Man I couldn't imagine crossing the pacific on a boat, any boat, makes me edgy. Let alone sail, jesus H.
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Man I couldn't imagine crossing the pacific on a boat, any boat, makes me edgy. Let alone sail, jesus H.
I sailed from Spain to Florida once - it was life changing awesome!!
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