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ed335d · 05-19-2009, 02:04 PM

A man had two of the best seats at the FA Cup final.

As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he says, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA Cup Final, the biggest sporting event of the year,and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been together since we got married."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't
find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head...

"No. They're all at the funeral.."

kgb1637 · 05-19-2009, 02:16 PM

Hahaha, thats great.

Snooky · 05-19-2009, 03:34 PM

An old one but a good one

beemerbird · 05-19-2009, 04:25 PM

Two blokes playing golf............a funeral procession goes by on the road. First golfer doffs his cap, second golfer says "didn't know you were religious?". First golfer says "I'm not really............but she was a good wife."

Old ones are the best eh............can be reversed in applicable situation for a husband of course lol.

Looney Toon · 05-21-2009, 05:06 AM

Very good!

Oil Burner · 05-22-2009, 09:59 AM

made me

good job i am at home today

SiKkBaSs · 05-22-2009, 10:14 AM

That's cold but

05-19-2009, 02:04 PM	#1
ed335d Major General 141 Rep 6,912 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Surrey, UK iTrader: (3)	Football Fan A man had two of the best seats at the FA Cup final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA Cup Final, the biggest sporting event of the year,and not use it?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been together since we got married." "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?" The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral.." __________________ E92 M3, Jerez Black, Fox Red Novillo, 19'' M Double Spoke, folding mirrors, lumbar support, front seat heating, PDC, USB, DAB, EDC, Bluetooth, Logic 7, High Gloss Shadowline, big smile
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