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      10-18-2018, 12:11 PM   #51679
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I know, who would have thought someone would post false and misleading details on the internet right?

All the information that I've based my entire life off of via the interwebs could potentially be misleading???

My entire is life is a lie..........or simply politics depending on who you are.

My name is not Judy and I approve this message.
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So your name isn't Joe King???

Kerr, Joe Kerr


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      10-18-2018, 01:25 PM   #51681
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Kerr, Joe Kerr


Get back to work Judy
I feel like the number of times we call Jody "Judy", he must be starting to feel a little...gender fluid....
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      10-18-2018, 01:27 PM   #51682
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I feel like the number of times we call Jody "Judy", he must be starting to feel a little...gender fluid....
Well, quit calling him Jody and she won't have an issue.


Wait, is Belgie allowed back???
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Kerr, Joe Kerr


Get back to work Judy
Whatever...I don't believe anything I see on the internet....anymore.

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I feel like the number of times we call Jody "Judy", he must be starting to feel a little...gender fluid....
I'm not sure how I feel anymore. I have come to realize that I refer to myself in third person of the individual of whom I am not.....wait...what???

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Well, quit calling him Jody and she won't have an issue.


Wait, is Belgie allowed back???
Fucking hell......
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      10-19-2018, 01:55 AM   #51684
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Wait, is Belgie allowed back???
I'd checked the wall of shame at Spa Francorchamps and his name was not listed...so for other reasons he stays away from here, maybe Britta?
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      10-19-2018, 02:21 PM   #51685
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      10-19-2018, 03:02 PM   #51686
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Our HR girl is out on maternity leave. The receptionist is filling in for her and she is complete idiot. She has been driving me insane with stupid questions. She honestly asked me how to close a web browser today.

She has been working on open enrollment packets all day so to get my revenge I keep deactivating her profile on the network printer. Everyone in the office thinks that you have to physically be at the printer to change the settings. I can sit at my desk, open a web browser, enter the IP of the printer and take control. The more the annoys me, the more I will wreak havoc on her fragile little mind.
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Our HR girl is out on maternity leave. The receptionist is filling in for her and she is complete idiot. She has been driving me insane with stupid questions. She honestly asked me how to close a web browser today.

She has been working on open enrollment packets all day so to get my revenge I keep deactivating her profile on the network printer. Everyone in the office thinks that you have to physically be at the printer to change the settings. I can sit at my desk, open a web browser, enter the IP of the printer and take control. The more the annoys me, the more I will wreak havoc on her fragile little mind.
Need pics of HR girl before AND after she was knocked up. Also pics of bozo the girl for kicks.

I must confess that Barack Obama is the 2nd African American president of the us of A. Who was the first?
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I must confess that Barack Obama is the 2nd African American president of the us of A. Who was the first?
I have no clue, consulted the wiki but no hits...
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I have no clue, consulted the wiki but no hits...
Hint: his daughter looks like a horse.
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Need pics of HR girl before AND after she was knocked up. Also pics of bozo the girl for kicks.

I must confess that Barack Obama is the 2nd African American president of the us of A. Who was the first?
Neither are worth the effort in getting a picture of or posting. Trust me. Also difficult to get a pic of the HR girl as she is on maternity leave.....
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Hint: his daughter looks like a horse.
Weird, Stephen Parker has not been a president, nor is he of African descent.

I'll save everyone a google.....he is Sarah Jessica Parker's father.
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And my real name will forever remain a mystery. One of those little unsolved mysteries that no one actually cares about. But I like my anonymity.
Your name is mud
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Just got this email from a guy that accepted a meeting with us & this morning canceled it b/c he's a douche. So, since I am good at my shit, I went after other contacts at the company. Well, he didn't like that.

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Yes, I’ve already replied to Tom stating that we are not interested in a presentation at this time. It appears that he is a fairly aggressive sales person. I’ve copied him on this email to let him know that it is not appreciated. I actually had to block him since he wouldn’t take “a graceful no” for an answer. If he emails you again, feel free to block him, as he seems not to be getting the hint. Or perhaps I’ll need to call someone further up the chain there if he reaches out to us further.



Tom,

Please do not reach out to us further. Thank you. I can’t be any more clear than that. I wish you all the best in your endeavors.
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I answer to all sorts.

How's the Hellcat now...had it for how many months now? Still feeling the same about it? Or has it lost its lustre?

I keep watching various videos on it...so tempting. But I'd need a winter car, winter tires would be enormously expensive on that I bet, and if I had a beater, I wouldn't need to worry.
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Weird, Stephen Parker has not been a president, nor is he of African descent.

I'll save everyone a google.....he is Sarah Jessica Parker's father.
The African American descent was just slang.

The answer is......

Bill Clinton
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I answer to all sorts.

How's the Hellcat now...had it for how many months now? Still feeling the same about it? Or has it lost its lustre?

I keep watching various videos on it...so tempting. But I'd need a winter car, winter tires would be enormously expensive on that I bet, and if I had a beater, I wouldn't need to worry.
Since June. Over 3,500 miles so far & still a shit ton of smiles per gallon. Just set a new personal best top speed in it of 165.

What? Nah, buy one & get snows! I picked up a replica set of Challenger wheels new for $600 & used snow tires off the forum for $500 shipped. Winning!

There's a local AWD TBSS for $8k that I want to buy, but then I can't also get a nice classic car right now so I'm gonna stay the course & just have the Hellcat until I find the right classic. I might buy a cheap $2Kish beater now if I can find a decent one, but not worried if I do not.
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Had a stripper tip me $20.

And another tipped me $10 plus wanted to buy me food. I denied the food but wanted me to attend her birthday ‘party’ at the strip club this Saturday night.

First world problems.
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Had a stripper tip me $20.

And another tipped me $10 plus wanted to buy me food. I denied the food but wanted me to attend her birthday ‘party’ at the strip club this Saturday night.

First world problems.
AND, if you send them a check for $5000, they will wire you $1mil in a week. And they will swim nekkid in it with you AND your wife.
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AND, if you send them a check for $5000, they will wire you $1mil in a week. And they will swim nekkid in it with you AND your wife.
Really? Please tell me moar. Should I send same day air?
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