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08-27-2012, 10:49 AM | #1 |
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**Cat Scratch Fever**
Well, first off I take full responsibility. I guess it’s the nature of an Apartment Complex. I am living with my GF because my work is 5 min. away, which save gas and mileage. But the price to pay is hardly worth it. Think god we are moving back to my house in October, where I have a garage.
Since I started staying at my GF place, my car has gotten the first and second door dings, extremely hard water spots from the sprinklers (I now park in the right locations, but they are not always available), cat piss on my wheels. Yes I have done all mitigation procedures; car cover, adjusted the irrigation sprinklers and parked in good spots. But… So this morning I get a little surprise…….. Didn’t think my car cover would be a cat scratcher and a place to piss. The car cover can be washed, but the little bastard cut through the car cover and a deep scratch in paint. The little bastard Black Cat even decided to return to the scene of the crime, I about put my foot in its ass, but of course it’s too fast for me. There are two cats with no collars, white and black. I hardly doubt they will be missed. Here kitty kitty kitty.... Thanks for listening…. Vince…
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garage ftw
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08-27-2012, 10:58 AM | #3 |
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F that. I used to leave my car outside when I was too lazy to park in the garage. Until I noticed paw prints on my car.... Dang cats...
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08-27-2012, 10:59 AM | #4 |
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lol but seriously FUCK pets. My family doesnt have one (thank god) but I remember having to take care of my cousin's 2 dogs last summer. All they do is shit all over the house, piss whenever the fuck they feel like it, and EAT. Honestly I dont see the benefit of pets. They aren't cute, they dont help in any way (unless you are blind), and they are just an inconvenience. If I ever own a pet, I'd become Michael Vick 2.0
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08-27-2012, 11:09 AM | #6 |
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You have had that before? From kittens correct?
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It's nothin dangerous
I feel no pain I've got to ch-ch-change You know you got it when you're going insane It makes a grown man cryin' cryin' Won't you make my bed I make the pussy purr with The stroke of my hand They know they gettin' it from me They know just where to go When they need their lovin man They know I do it for free They give me cat scratch fever Cat scratch fever |
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Yes and yup. He scratched me several times.
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08-27-2012, 11:25 AM | #9 |
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Ok, so now we kill animals to keep them from scratching a car cover? I thought that's what cover were for...We seriously need to think a little deeper about the real value of material things...
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Uggghhh...I don't think anyone's really going to kill the cats. Humor impaired?
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cat in the house! cat in the house!
be a dog.
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Well I would hope we are just kidding. I don't think there are any animal killers on here. Haters maybe, but not killers. I am not a animal lover, but would never hurt one. My GF owns a blue deer head rat, I mean chiwawa. So I live with one. But at least's a dog, sort of.
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