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      07-22-2018, 05:40 PM   #1
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Red face How NOT to Park Your New 911 Targa...

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How does that even happen? Virtually all cars have a shift interlock mechanism of some sort . Unless that car was a manual this is baffling!
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How does that even happen? Virtually all cars have a shift interlock mechanism of some sort . Unless that car was a manual this is baffling!
IKR??? First, right through a BRICK wall. And then straight down into pavement.
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I hate when ass hats park in the walking areas like that...people are so rude.
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How does that even happen? Virtually all cars have a shift interlock mechanism of some sort . Unless that car was a manual this is baffling!
IKR??? First, right through a BRICK wall. And then straight down into pavement.
They had to try EXTRA hard to get it THIS wrong
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Let's talk about the quality craftsmanship and structural integrity of that retaining wall. Good contractors are hard to find these days.
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Laugh all you want. I have 2 teenagers who just got their licenses. And they've already taken out a brick mailbox.
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Laugh all you want. I have 2 teenagers who just got their licenses. And they've already taken out a brick mailbox.
One of mine hit his own car with a lawn mower. Same day, his grandmother hit his car with the same lawn mower. I imagine life at their mothers house is nothing shy of everyday life at cousin Eddie's from National Lampoons. Love my kids but their mother and her family are everything that is wrong with society.
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Laugh all you want. I have 2 teenagers who just got their licenses. And they've already taken out a brick mailbox.
And the fun begins...

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Put them in an old Volvo
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One of mine hit his own car with a lawn mower. Same day, his grandmother hit his car with the same lawn mower. I imagine life at their mothers house is nothing shy of everyday life at cousin Eddie's from National Lampoons. Love my kids but their mother and her family are everything that is wrong with society.
Are one of them your "femme fatale" in your work thread?
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Laugh all you want. I have 2 teenagers who just got their licenses. And they've already taken out a brick mailbox.
My teenage nephew has run his dad's Lexus into the opening of their garage twice. Once while backing out, and once while pulling in.

I'm thinking they should've practiced low-speed maneuvers a bit more during his training.
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And the fun begins...

ps...

Put them in an old Volvo
They are already in an old camry (2004)
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Are one of them your "femme fatale" in your work thread?
Not sure I understand you. When you say "femme fatale" in the work thread, I instantly want to think you are talking about the lady I share an office with, which the answer to your question, if this is case, would be a resounding no.
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It just goes to show that it's getting harder and harder to find a parking spot.
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Who would ever own a Porsche anyway? They are all idiot drivers!
Cool story bro.
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