[willhollin]

with birthday boy Viv

[trixman]

as guest of honour

[willhollin]

and chief muff diver

[RockIt]

So far...

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So to begin, a

Originally Posted by ThorsHammer

girl was lying down

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and I jumped on

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halo because i am

Originally Posted by mikem

a dumb ass American

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and I eat burgers

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covered in maple syrup

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followed by diet coke

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and lots of doughnuts

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and then a Twinkie

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and a doodle dandy

Originally Posted by NDeedOne

After halo and food,

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I had a w*nk

Originally Posted by mistry

helped by the girl

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and her dainty Grandmother

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who accidently broke her

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Jaw on my balls

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whilst shouting: "Oh Carlos,

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is crap in bed

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So he bitch slaps

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her with his small..

Originally Posted by booforty

pecker which weeps all

Originally Posted by mistry

day, because he has

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open sores that cover

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the whole of his

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left nut and sack

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Carlos then proceeded to

Originally Posted by MEGA

tell everyone about his

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12.2 seconds ejaculation time

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since he was remapped

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quicker than boof's M3

Originally Posted by booforty

Back at Fandango Towers

Originally Posted by mikem

A sim card was

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pushed into a nice...

Originally Posted by MEGA

slot on the back

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then he turned on

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the super almighty DXB

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slipped it into drive

Originally Posted by booforty

And lit the rears

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against a curb edge

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and he said fookwah

Originally Posted by NDeedOne

That's Gunna Cost An

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arm and a leg

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and my left testicle

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has turned bright Blue

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and has two eyes

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just like my exhaust

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(
which look directly at

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My Itty Bitty Teeeny

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garden, of which there

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is a big bush

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of gigantic proportions and

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a pair of flaps

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which you normally wouldn't

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want to go down

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on at this time

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unless you were a

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lover of big kebabs

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with some chilli sauce

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Because it was red

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and a bit bloody

Originally Posted by ed335d

caused by the excessive

Originally Posted by willhollin

fisting the vicar had

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enjoyed moments earlier until

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he spunked in her

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wrong'un until he finally

Originally Posted by ed335d

collapsed in a pool

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of warm fanny batter

Originally Posted by ed335d

which slipped down his

Originally Posted by CrimsonRedE93

leg and onto the

Originally Posted by dxb335d

Puppy who licked the

Originally Posted by hmi1750

shoes that the axe

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was stuck firm in.

Originally Posted by booforty

His throbbing member was

Originally Posted by MEGA

still rock hard, so

Originally Posted by 335 Trojan

his girlfriend decided to

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jump on to it

Originally Posted by E902717

but tripped and went

Originally Posted by booforty

head first into a

Originally Posted by mistry

rear end of a

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hippo washing its arse

Originally Posted by NDeedOne

He Said, "HOLY HELL!!!!!!!!"

Originally Posted by mistry

That hurts!!! but feels

Originally Posted by NDeedOne

gooooood. Perish the thoughts

Originally Posted by trixman

but let it continue

Originally Posted by MEGA

. Meanwhile, at Fandango manor...

Originally Posted by trixman

the servants were preparing

Originally Posted by booforty

a muff diving party

Originally Posted by willhollin

with birthday boy Viv

Originally Posted by trixman

as guest of honour

Originally Posted by willhollin

and chief muff diver

[- Paul -]

We should write a book!! LMAO

The situation was set,

[willhollin]

viv was oiled up

[BoBBoB]

for a reach around ?

[-=TSL=-]

but suddenly a rather

[E92Fan]

sexy looking young Labrador

[- Paul -]

weed on the floor.

[lookylookitzadam]

Suddenly, out of nowhere

[E92Fan]

someone cried out "Shamoooooooan"

[- Paul -]

and did a dance

[RockIt]

up inside Carlos's arse

[E92Fan]

where he found a

[- Paul -]

big shiny ring, a

[E92Fan]

large purple sprouting broccoli,

[- Paul -]

and a packet of

[lookylookitzadam]

old rotten mayo, which

[- Paul -]

had passed its expiry

[lookylookitzadam]

Meanwhile, outside the arse,

[- Paul -]

the world as we