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      10-04-2011, 01:54 AM   #1
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I fell in love with a....

Stripper.

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      10-04-2011, 02:15 AM   #2
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      10-04-2011, 05:35 AM   #5
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      10-04-2011, 11:20 AM   #8
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I don't fall in love... but I certainly tell them I am in love with them... right before I throw them a towel to clean themselves off with. This belongs in the "Sluts" thread.
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I'll try and get a picture from her when i go out to dinner with her. I haven't spent to much maybe 600 at the club and if you count the coffee lunch dates then I say close to 1k.

But I will be ending this soon as it is bad for the pockets hahaha
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      10-04-2011, 11:52 AM   #10
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$400 on coffee lunch dates?
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      10-04-2011, 11:54 AM   #11
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      10-04-2011, 11:55 AM   #12
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$400 on coffee lunch dates?
$5 coffee ... $95 BJ

$50 meal ... $95 BJ

Shit adds up son!
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Haha nah 1k if you count everything.
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Haha nah 1k if you count everything.
so... start counting man i gotta hear this.
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$5 coffee ... $95 BJ

$50 meal ... $95 BJ

Shit adds up son!
My bad V. How could I have forgotten my etiquette! But I always thought the C note was for her to GTFO.
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Haha nah 1k if you count everything.
OP, I really hope for your wallets sake she's been bangin' you silly. Next hope is you don't have an STD. In that order.


How long have you been with her? Cause I'm just assuming a couple of 'dates.'
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I have dated a few strippers in the last 2 years. Sex is great. They always have sick bodies. And when I need to end it.. I tell them it's because they are strippers.

What's the problem? They can lead me on while I am in the club... why can't I lead them on when we're outside of it?
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      10-04-2011, 04:53 PM   #18
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Tell your doc you have anxiety issues and get a script for Xannax

I gave that stripper a Xannax
Strippers love Xannax
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I don't fall in love... but I certainly tell them I am in love with them... right before I throw them a towel to clean themselves off with. This belongs in the "Sluts" thread.
Why would you clean them off? I never wash a rental.
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      10-04-2011, 08:35 PM   #20
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Why would you clean them off? I never wash a rental.
hahaha I loled
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      10-04-2011, 08:51 PM   #21
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Why would you clean them off? I never wash a rental.
Can't have them walking out of the apartment looking like they got attacked by a spooky ghost.
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How dare you guys talk like this about our future lawyers, doctors, and animal shelter owners.
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