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03-18-2008, 03:01 PM | #45 | |
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Clearly Lewis Hamiltons dad has the photo's and has determined that the horse is underage. He is obviously blackmailing Ron Dennis and will leak the pictures to that little grumpy fella in the black coat from Ferrari if Ron doesn't give him millions of pounds and an F1 drive. What's really suspicious about Hamilton is the way he managed to beat the world champion (the crafty spaniard) in so many races using what was in theory the same car. We all know that Lewis Hamilton is a mediocre driver at best, so the only possible conclusion is foul play. Perhaps he had Alonso killed and replaced with a robot. Or .. maybe Alonso was drugged before each race ... Or .. maybe Hamilton doesn't drive his car at all and instead has rigged it up with an intelligent computer like in Knight Rider. That flashing light at the back looks suspiciously like the strobe thingy on the front of the Knight Industries Two Thousand. Plus .. one of the pit crew looks uncannily like David Hasselhoff. |
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The idea that Ron Dennis would sponspor Lewis Hamilton purely because he thought that he could one day become a great F1 driver and championship winner is laughable. He sponsored him only because his fetish for teenage horses was about to be exposed. |
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03-18-2008, 03:24 PM | #50 | |
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03-18-2008, 05:50 PM | #51 |
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If you watch closely enough during the early part of the Australian Grand Prix you can spot the moment where Hamilton engaged the 'turbo boost' function and jumped over Ferdinand Alonso's car in slow motion.
I managed to find a clip of this from Maclarens secret testing facility: Obviously there are always leaks with this sort of technology and this was Timo Glocks failed effort to engage his replica 'turbo boost': |
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03-19-2008, 03:31 AM | #52 |
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Bottom line is LH is the best English (British!) driver we have had for years. No matter how it happened (90% car, others crashing or car failures) he narrowly missed out on winning the championship in his debut season. I for one hope he wins this season and hopefully in an impressive style. With F1 as with most other sports where money has taken over, the stars have been numbed down. Where are the characters? People with something to say, an attitude that annoys others drivers. Drivers that womanize and go out drinking the night before the race??!! Ok maybe not the last one! Might upset a few people.....not me though! Probably due to the intense fitness regimes they have now. Anyway, be patriotic get behind the Brits no matter how they got to the top of their game..........except Rusedski, the Canadian, brit wannabe!! |
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