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      10-17-2021, 02:16 PM   #11793
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I will say, that I agree with you guys. Being fit and smaller chested is MUCH MORE attractive than being larger with a huge rack.
Guess I'll be the only one in this thread to raise their hand and say I am into chubby girls and BBWs. I'm in very good shape so that extra cushion comes in handy. Plus the cuddles are like the comfort plus mode on a rolls-royce.

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….You're single and dating, and you are on your way home from sexin' a chick. You get a call from another chick you have interest in who needs help because her car battery died. You agree to go help because of the aforementioned interest……plus, you're just a nice guy, right?!?! While there she thanks you and asks/comments, "Sorry to inconvenience you. Where were you coming from?"

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….What dude in here truly says, "I had just finished smashing Sally when you called me and asked for help." Or the converse…..what woman in here truly says, "Brad had just finished dickin' me down when you called and asked for help."

Even if you padded it by saying, "I was coming from a friend's house," the typical follow-up questions about whether or not it was a male/female friend, if you're hooking up with him/her, etc. would follow.
Ain't that the truth. Been dating quite a lot the past month or two. I like to send photos as to show them what I'm up to; they tend to ask who I went out with, etc. and I often have to lie it's a friend even though it's another girl.

It's expected these days to date around and keep your options open by going out with multiple people at the same time, but you just don't ever fucking mention it to the other person.

Though, I've been on six dates with this one girl and after the first night spent together, we've agreed to be sexually exclusive just to keep things safe and worry-free. Not gonna breach that agreement myself, but she and I are technically free to still go on dates with others. Now, I don't know what the heck I'm doing because - and I have told her so - my dating history consists purely of one-night stands so this is already a very serious relationships in my books. But, it's been going well so far between us two.
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      10-17-2021, 04:14 PM   #11794
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That's kind of a difficult question. Example, Fendi is known for purses and high quality furs.
LV and Gucci have sworn off furs some years ago. Burberry is primarily outerwear and fragrances. Gucci started off making high quality luggage lol.

Regardless, same company owns 2 of the brands you've mentioned. LVMH owns LV and Fendi.

Hermes probably trumps all. If memory serves me correct, their last eval was just shy of 650 billion.

Portfolio wise, LVMH is probably the most powerful of luxury goods. LV, Fendi, Tiffany's, Dior, Bulgari, Marc Jacobs, etc.

I don't wear furs or carry handbags or wear heels so from a men's perspective, none of the brands have too much appeal to me. However, I have a few Burberry scarves for example. Couple of Marc Jacobs peacoats, I like my suits from a brand not mentioned in your list. Same for dress shoes.
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Guess I'll be the only one in this thread to raise their hand and say I am into chubby girls and BBWs. I'm in very good shape so that extra cushion comes in handy. Plus the cuddles are like the comfort plus mode on a rolls-royce.
For me it's the attitude, not the size. Lazy fat person; hard pass. Larger lady who actually has the drive to get up and do stuff; sure. All other things being equal I'd choose a bit big over a bit thin, but beggars can't be choosers.
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I’m into fitness women, with nice racks. There’s nothing like a woman in good shape.
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I havenít said anything wrong. Anyone who is so pathetic, to lie in order to get laid is a creepy douche bag! Donít blame me if some of you guys fit the bill. I have a family member whoís life was almost ruined by one of these creepy douche bags. He ended up getting a good beating, which he deserved!
Wait... weren't you the one who came into this thread saying "no dating, only porking" , that at 22 you should boning as many girls as possible, told us about sleeping with a married woman from the gym while her husband had a job out of state, and was bragging about being 55 was banging his 19yr old gf in his pool while his 23yr old gf was upstairs, and his 28 yr old gf was out shopping for bikinis?

Oh yup, that was you.

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What am I doing? See that pool right there? Iím 55 years old, and I just finished banging my 19 year old girl friend in the shallow end, while my new puppy watches. Thatís Lola in the picture. RIP Lola! Oh, and my 23 year old girlfriend is upstairs waiting to take a shower with me and the 19 year old! The window is open up there, she can hear us and she getting all worked up. And, my 28 year old girlfriend is out shopping in the Rolls, buying bikinis for our vacation. Thatís what Iím doingí, Yo! You gotta problem wit it?
I mean, everything you've said in here is the stereotypical douchebag broseph I don't believe for one damn minute that you don't lie to girls, or anyone for that matter. And you're 55! Clearly you haven't grown up since 22 "boning as many girls as possible".
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This!


Women lie all of the time. My favorite post sex lie…"That was the best D I've ever had!"…..yeah chick, sure. Lol!
Right??? I always think to myself, "All these poor women having to settle for sub-par sex, because apparently mine is the best ever." So by Cyn's logic, does this mean that all men have been raped???

Pro-tip to the ladies. Stop this. Stop telling men that we are the best sex you've ever had. Even if it is, it still sounds like a lie and we don't believe you. You can say things like "That was amazing", "I needed that", "That was amazing but still nothing compared to that Jody guy."

Another favorite of mine is when women are trying extra hard to get your attention and say things like, "You couldn't handle this." I always think to myself "No, I can't handle you laying there? I bet you lay there better than all the other women on this planet." Sometimes I also think to myself "I can't handle her? Why? Is her neck so robust that I can't my hands around it?" If that is indeed the case, she's right! I can't and won't handle any woman who's neck to my hand ratio is off. I don't date body builders.

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All it takes is a 5 second internet search. And, speak for yourself. I’ve never lied to get laid. In fact, I’m trying to remember when I have lied to any woman. If you have to lie to get laid, you definitely have no game and are pure Scum! With a capital S. It’s just creppy AF!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_by_deception
Pump the brakes cowboy. You lie plenty. Case in point. Those pants that you keep bragging about on here, if you really wear those; you're lying to yourself my man. Also, notable mention; the women you are encountering....they'll say anything if you look like you have money and they think they might get some. I'm going to drop some knowledge, women use sex to get what they want - usually love or money. If they aren't interested in being loved by you, it sure as shit wasn't those damn pants. I don't know, you're the one driving the Rolls, you tell me. It must be those pants.

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It’s called being a decent human being. You should try it mate!
Based off what I know of Sedan and the things that you have posted on here...I'm going to bat for Sedan and say that your comment has absolutely no validity whatsoever.

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I don’t lie to women. Or anyone, for that matter.
Thanks for that Dad! I lie daily. Why? Because I'm human and paradoxically this makes me honest. Sometimes, people don't need to be told that their ideas are shit or that their efforts fell short of the mark. I lie the same reason most people do, in order to protect feelings and keep people's integrity in check. In my personal life, I live by "Hurt my feelings with the truth before sparing emotions with a lie", but in business; especially when leading a group, this doesn't work. As much of an ass as I am on here toward certain people, I also understand the dynamics of human interaction....I've also always been in some form of leadership, supervisory and management role. Being 100% forthcoming in those roles will get you nowhere fast!

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You forgot option 3. "Babe, it's not the outfit....."
My favorite response was always - "You want me to be honest? Poke in me eye and ask me again."

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That's just uncalled for Cyn… we're all agreeing here that lying is wrong. We've all grown from trying to fit in and pretend we're someone we're not (picture high school). The discussion started around the "rape" statement, which is a bit much. And nobody is condoning lying in the least, just acknowledging it happens.

A good statement that is always true is that if one states one doesn't lie, one's lying; at least to oneself.
I disagree. I lie as often as possible. It keeps things interesting and keeps people on their toes. I think I posted on here once, not too long ago, lying absolves me from responsibility...and if it doesn't; I'll just lie about it.

I'm kidding of course.
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I'm into fitness women, with nice racks. There's nothing like a woman in good shape.
Wait, are you the guy that claims to have multiple girlfriends living at a mansion? Thought I saw something like that back.
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Wait, are you the guy that claims to have multiple girlfriends living at a mansion? Thought I saw something like that back.
Yes that's him!
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I havenít said anything wrong. Anyone who is so pathetic, to lie in order to get laid is a creepy douche bag! Donít blame me if some of you guys fit the bill. I have a family member whoís life was almost ruined by one of these creepy douche bags. He ended up getting a good beating, which he deserved!
I wouldn't say too much on here about your sexual pleasures and how and with whom, some are like the mofia,they never forget
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I wouldn't say too much on here about your sexual pleasures and how and with whom, some are like the mofia,they never forget
Too late. I've already been through this thread. Useful information has been stored away for potential later use.
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I’m into fitness women, with nice racks. There’s nothing like a woman in good shape.
I'd also like to mention that true gentleman does not base his endeavors to one particular type. This is much like saying, I'll only drive BMW's. Fit girls are great! But I've bedded plenty of others that were not the pinnacle of personal fitness but blew the fit girls out of the water. In my opinion, a true master cocks-man is well versed and understands diversity. It's never the body, but the personality that you are trying to win over.
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Wait, are you the guy that claims to have multiple girlfriends living at a mansion? Thought I saw something like that back.
Yes that's him!
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Wait, are you the guy that claims to have multiple girlfriends living at a mansion? Thought I saw something like that back.
I'd also like to mention that true gentleman does not base his endeavors to one particular type. This is much like saying, I'll only drive BMW's. Fit girls are great! But I've bedded plenty of others that were not the pinnacle of personal fitness but blew the fit girls out of the water. In my opinion, a true master cocks-man is well versed and understands diversity. It's never the body, but the personality that you are trying to win over.
Gee thanks. Not sure what I was thinking. I use the ignore list here as it works well (except when you dumbasses reply to one of them and I am forced to see their posts! Lol)
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Wait, are you the guy that claims to have multiple girlfriends living at a mansion? Thought I saw something like that back.
Yes that's him!
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Wait, are you the guy that claims to have multiple girlfriends living at a mansion? Thought I saw something like that back.
I'd also like to mention that true gentleman does not base his endeavors to one particular type. This is much like saying, I'll only drive BMW's. Fit girls are great! But I've bedded plenty of others that were not the pinnacle of personal fitness but blew the fit girls out of the water. In my opinion, a true master cocks-man is well versed and understands diversity. It's never the body, but the personality that you are trying to win over.
Gee thanks. Not sure what I was thinking. I use the ignore list here as it works well (except when you dumbasses reply to one of them and I am forced to see their posts! Lol)
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Wait, are you the guy that claims to have multiple girlfriends living at a mansion? Thought I saw something like that back.
LOL, I love my E91 but if I was a Bentley baller living in a mansion and having 6 ways with 20 somethings I wouldn't be on here talking about it, that is for damned sure. Id "have a guy" and never touch a wrench outside of a track day fix again.

Something is rotten in Denmark.

Oh and to the guy who likes the big girls, you do you man. There is nothing wrong with a preference, we are expressing ours and you can certainly have yours. And women can have theirs, etc. I dont think we were saying there is one type, more just expressing the shift in preference that has overtaken society as a whole. When I were a small boy it was all about the boobs, now nobody gives a shit because those can be bought and its about the gym butt selfies.

Id only shame people for being unrealistic/hypocritical/fake (like the cynbmw guy appears to be). Like some gross little /theredpill dude making up reasons why "10s" arent banging him (or lying that they are.
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Gee thanks. Not sure what I was thinking. I use the ignore list here as it works well (except when you dumbasses reply to one of them and I am forced to see their posts! Lol)
My response wasn't directed at you. Just noticed, my bad. Previous post corrected. And did you just call me a dumbass??
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Gee thanks. Not sure what I was thinking. I use the ignore list here as it works well (except when you dumbasses reply to one of them and I am forced to see their posts! Lol)
My response wasn't directed at you. Just noticed, my bad. And did you just call me a dumbass??
LOL I did!!!!
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In sum, if anyone here replies to M5Rick, Cyn-BMW, littlebear, et al in everyone's ignore list, you are being a dumbass! Lol don't be that guy!

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LOL I did!!!!
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In sum, if anyone here replies to M5Rick, Cyn-BMW, littlebear, et al in everyone's ignore list, you are being a dumbass! Lol don't be that guy!

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