[ettil]

Pirate pick up lines for men:

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

1. Prepare to be boarded.

[ettil]

10 lines for women:

Okay so I think only one is decent.

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

[ase2dais]

Originally Posted by ettil

Pirate pick up lines for men:

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

1. Prepare to be boarded.

ettil, This that really you talking

MORE! MORE! MORE!

[ase2dais]

Originally Posted by ettil

10 lines for women:

Okay so I think only one is decent.

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

Simply! the BEST !

thks for the headsup

us guys will be careful where we go scuba diving the next time

[ase2dais]

Originally Posted by ettil

10 lines for women:

Okay so I think only one is decent.

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

... and Gang! If you see this device around your house, get rid off it fast.
Its Suzanne Somers Lethal Thigh Master

[dlwhite]

Originally Posted by Scottz71

DUDE...Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo

With a tennis racket?