OT: How embarrassing.

beemerbird · 11-13-2007, 02:22 PM

This is probably totally childish but I found it very amusing.

On the daily commute I pass the local Audi dealership and on the homeward bound journey tonight traffic comes to a standstill when leaving the dual carriageway which is some distance from the Audi dealership. Junction is blocked solid, everyone becoming irate. Eventually get to the source of the problem and it turns out to be an Audi salesman, on a test drive with a potential customer? but the Audi A4 is not moving & potential customer is sitting at the wheel looking very miffed.

But then what's this? Woman in another Audi appears, with Audi Priory Park, proudly emblazoned down the side of the car, promptly takes a fuel can out of the boot and passes it to the by now cold, dejected looking Audi salesman.

I just had to stop & make it obvious I was laughing at him - he then scowled at me - cheek

Obviously no sense of humour.

Snooky · 11-13-2007, 02:26 PM

When I took an E92 out for a test drive recently prior to ordering I thought I was going to run out of fuel at one point - I think fumes alone got me back to the stealers!

Z4 Beemer · 11-13-2007, 02:27 PM

You are very wicked Helen - brilliant!

You should have taken a pic with your phone

beemerbird · 11-13-2007, 02:30 PM

I never thought of that Gordon - damm I should have done

I know, I could go to Priory Park, find the salesman & ask him if he wouldn't mind repeating the episode, so I can be prepared with a half decent camera & post it on this forum. Do you think he'd oblige?

Z4 Beemer · 11-13-2007, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

I know, I could go to Priory Park, find the salesman & ask him if he wouldn't mind repeating the episode, so I can be prepared with a half decent camera & post it on this forum. Do you think he'd oblige?

We could send Carl round to ask?

beemerbird · 11-13-2007, 03:02 PM

Yeah, if he took his Dad with him, he'd come back telling us an R8 was on order

jwbmw · 11-13-2007, 03:13 PM

Didn't you give them the wanker sign? I thought you were a straight talking girl!

PS I haven't been got yet

dxb335d · 11-13-2007, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Z4 Beemer

We could send Carl round to ask?

why me ask?

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Yeah, if he took his Dad with him, he'd come back telling us an R8 was on order

Ya what??

beemerbird · 11-13-2007, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by jwbmw

Didn't you give them the wanker sign? I thought you were a straight talking girl!

PS I haven't been got yet

Jason, please, I have some decorum you know. Oooh girl, you smooth talker you

Do you want me to talk dirty to you then?

jwbmw · 11-13-2007, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Jason, please, I have some decorum you know. Oooh girl, you smooth talker you

Do you want me to talk dirty to you then?

Hard to get remember

beemerbird · 11-13-2007, 03:34 PM

Hard to get maybe - to get hard easy.

Are you bald then?

jwbmw · 11-13-2007, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Hard to get maybe - to get hard easy.

Are you bald then?

Stop revealing my secrets in public

Anyway grass doesn't grow on a busy street and you should see the state of the headboard

Steve A · 11-13-2007, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by jwbmw

Didn't you give them the wanker sign? I thought you were a straight talking girl!

PS I haven't been got yet

i was thinking the same, slowly drive past with the window down shouting wanker is the only right thing to do IMO

beemerbird · 11-13-2007, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by jwbmw

Stop revealing my secrets in public

Anyway grass doesn't grow on a busy street and you should see the state of the headboard

Touched a sensitive spot then

I was only wondering if you shaved?

Evil Diesel · 11-13-2007, 03:52 PM

And when you have finished with the international hand signals maybe offer the punter a lift to the nearest BMW dealership?

He will then find out what crap customer service is all about.

jwbmw · 11-13-2007, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve A

i was thinking the same, slowly drive past with the window down shouting wanker is the only right thing to do IMO

You could always add " Move that fucking pile of shit out of the way " before refering to their need for self gratification

beemerbird · 11-13-2007, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve A

i was thinking the same, slowly drive past with the window down shouting wanker is the only right thing to do IMO

Steve - I wouldn't expect anything less from you - that dry Lancashire wit eh? Besides, obviously being a lady, I wouldn't dream of shouting 'wanker' in public

beemerbird · 11-13-2007, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Diesel

And when you have finished with the international hand signals maybe offer the punter a lift to the nearest BMW dealership?

He will then find out what crap customer service is all about.

You are so dry Evil

jwbmw · 11-13-2007, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Touched a sensitive spot then

I was only wondering if you shaved?

Don't go Brazilian on me please! It won't work

Steve A · 11-13-2007, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Steve - I wouldn't expect anything less from you - that dry Lancashire wit eh? Besides, obviously being a lady, I wouldn't dream of shouting 'wanker' in public

sorry i meant mouthing not shouting, and from some of your posts it is debateable whether or not your a lady or not

jwbmw · 11-13-2007, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by beemerbird

Steve - I wouldn't expect anything less from you - that dry Lancashire wit eh? Besides, obviously being a lady, I wouldn't dream of shouting 'wanker' in public

That's because you are go with your hands (alledgedly). Mirror signal manouver

beemerbird · 11-13-2007, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by jwbmw

Don't go Brazilian on me please! It won't work

Who said Brazilian, not me.... I said BALD!!

You're the only man I know it wouldn't work on...something in the closet Jason?

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