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10-26-2009, 04:37 PM | #45 |
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10-26-2009, 04:38 PM | #46 |
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Mostly in Helen's mind. Apparently.
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10-26-2009, 04:44 PM | #47 |
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Lol........only to be expected.
My vision...........certain MEMBERS standing in line and bent over then Carl standing alone with shreddies around his ankles plantively shouting "Hey guys, form a line here pleeease." Makes me laugh anyhow. |
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10-26-2009, 04:46 PM | #48 |
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Well, I wasn't expecting your fantasy to turn out quite like that
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10-26-2009, 04:49 PM | #51 |
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10-26-2009, 05:09 PM | #54 |
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10-26-2009, 05:22 PM | #55 |
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Some wacky stuff going on here!
Carl, we love you too bud!! You are a one-off and no mistake!!
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The wind was bitter and in the distance, the deep rumble of a V8 and a woman's laugh, abruptly cut off. Suddenly I could hear a voice - something about trawlers. I looked around but knew not to expect Eric Cantona as the voice was Yorkshire. But I saw nothing. A smooth headed man suddenly ran past, clutching at a truly dreadful T-Shirt, moaning about a dog. I felt I was pushing it but the imagery would not stop. The head started to speak in tongues, "Shamoa, Essw, yacant" or something like that. I stepped back, alarmed, but shadows rose from the ground around me, strange shapes with grotesque appurtenances projecting from their bodies. I heard a muttered "F50" and "long stop" and suddenly realised... was it the photographers?! Or was the Purveyor of truly frightening things with them... They gurgled and still in shadow approached the head. A shape hovered over the windscreen and an extension swept over the head, cutting out the sound of tongues, then withdrawing - leaving nothing behind. If this is a dream, I said to myself, why am I beginning to drop bricks - and why can't I wake up!! The shadows came towards me, and as they sank into the ground from whence they rose, words hung in the air "I'd like things to be nice and boring, thank you." Now please, can I wake up? Bright Moonlight suddenly cut through the clouds to illuminate the beach. It glinted on the water and cast new shadows over the bay. In the middle of the bay, the moonlight reflected off something large, blobby, and pale, lying on the sand. Although a good distance away, the moonlight was bright enough and the object large enough, for me to realise that the Purveyor had called - for this must be one of his models. Oh God, it stirred! I got into the first car, it's engine was still running, snicked into first and gunned it! Rear wheels stick in the sand.... It's moving towards me! I'm trapped... |
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10-27-2009, 02:56 AM | #57 |
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Hip Hip Horay !! for E90 post..
Alan..The mind boggles.. |
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10-27-2009, 03:14 PM | #59 |
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Alan, you're so mis-understood.............excellent stuff.
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Alan are you on crack?
Carlos i love you too! |
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What's that moving towards me! Some blobbering mass crawling this way. It's got something tattooed on it's ass - "I belong to Wi" - oh, can't read the rest. C'mon! DSC OFF you dumb Scotch half wit! That's right. Now put it in reverse, now first, now reverse, that's right, rockit baby! Hey, what's droopy tubes with the half out windscreen and shaving foam on his bonnet doing? can't he see we've got problems? Oh, ... he's got his own I guess. Kinda gives a new meaning to "headless chicken". That's it babe, we're beginning to move but so is half ton Tessie there. Jeez, that drool would take your paint off, no kidding - and I've had enough of your machine polishing Mr. Pinko Beardo so hurry up and shift my ass! Thank god we're moving off now, that bloody sand will get in everywhere and will he crawl under me to give a decent wash down - oh no, not that lazy bar steward. HOY! DSC back ON you muppet. This cliff road is a bit slippy and I'm buggered if I'm risking my panels to your idea of car control. And I DON'T have auto lights so would you please!... thank you. What!? Down there, in the gap in the hedge, the thing has reached ol' droopy tubes. Oh jeez, that shouldn't happen to your worst enemy. Well, if his back wheels weren't cracked before... Let's go home "best mate", ... I'd rather be bored, thank you very much. |
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10-28-2009, 11:53 AM | #63 |
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Alan, you've missed your vocation.
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