Ms Lawson

rogerxp · 09-14-2010, 03:59 AM

I know this has been covered before, but spotted Stephen Ireland's other halve (Jessica Lawson) horrendous motor yesterday whilst in Knutsford, and grabbed a couple of shots. I loved the way the front skirt was 'beached' on the high curb - by the state of her car she's hardly the best parker in the world.

It's just a monstrosity...

Em135eye · 09-14-2010, 04:21 AM

Oh my word - do this couple have the worst taste in cars mods of anyone in the World?

Take on £150k car, stick horrible plastic tat all over it then crash it a lot.

Easy to take a pop at people with loads of cash but in this case, it's justified.

prt71 · 09-14-2010, 04:36 AM

It takes true talent and skill to make something so expensive look so cheap.

davyk31 · 09-14-2010, 04:37 AM

Horrendous doesn't even start to describe that car, how could anyone look at that and think " oh yes ".

What does Jessica look like is perhaps a better question ??

rogerxp · 09-14-2010, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davyk31

What does Jessica look like is perhaps a better question ??

I'd say pretty much average at best...

TMP · 09-14-2010, 04:44 AM

That body kit looks like it came of an old RS Turbo

btw know that car park well - many happy Saturday mornings grabbing a Costa then taking James to the park and duck pond

vikzE92 · 09-14-2010, 04:44 AM

OMFG!!! what a chav tastic heap

Its disgraceful to do that to such a beautiful car

rogerxp · 09-14-2010, 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TMP

btw know that car park well - many happy Saturday mornings grabbing a Costa then taking James to the park and duck pond

I'm not that often in Knutsford but the owner of the Wine Bar is a client of mine so was seeing her. She's just sold the Wilmslow one and The White Company are moving in (news hot off the press) - tell your missus Tim

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sheps · 09-14-2010, 04:56 AM

Just another reason to hate football and all the c*nts who play it.

dxb335d · 09-14-2010, 05:09 AM

+1 sheps.

I used to live in knutsford. A nice town. That car does look awful.

vikzE92 · 09-14-2010, 05:20 AM

agree with sheps Unfortunately all their money cannot buy them any class or taste (or loyalty!)

Em135eye · 09-14-2010, 05:23 AM

+2 Sheps

Shoegazer · 09-14-2010, 05:49 AM

just 2 things to say.

Who the fück?

and

What the fück?

sheps · 09-14-2010, 05:57 AM

Answers to questions above:

Who the fuck:
Jess Lawson - Retarded, tasteless, vapid bint, other half to a retarded, tasteless, vapid ball kicker.

What the fuck:
Council scum with too much money think they can improve on perfection by throwing gopping bodykits, cheap wheels and a horrendous paintjob at a lovely car. Obviously, they can't.

pjs · 09-14-2010, 06:01 AM

a total sack of shit

rogerxp · 09-14-2010, 06:05 AM

How did I know this thread would go in this direction

...and we haven't even started on his Range Rover

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Em135eye · 09-14-2010, 06:09 AM

And his R8...

Shoegazer · 09-14-2010, 06:19 AM

at least the cars could be put right with a few visits to the body shop.

I get the impression they've already done all they can for her!

rogerxp · 09-14-2010, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 335diesel

And his R8...

Oh yes, forgot about that - I see this all the time - it's even worse in the flesh.

beemerbird · 09-14-2010, 06:28 AM

Ye gods!!

Please tell me they haven't been allowed to breed.

TMP · 09-14-2010, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogerxp

I'm not that often in Knutsford but the owner of the Wine Bar is a client of mine so was seeing her. She's just sold the Wilmslow one and The White Company are moving in (news hot off the press) - tell your missus Tim

.

Moving to Wilmlsow? oh jeezo, just what we need

E92westy · 09-14-2010, 06:37 AM

I really like it.
It shows individuality and a desire not to follow the crowd.

Oh hang on....
My medication's just worn off.

It's an absolute shocker, along with the R8 and the Rangey.
Should be a fookin' law against that.

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Em135eye Banned 175 Rep 4,302 Posts Drives: M135i Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: South West iTrader: (0) Garage List 2014 BMW M135i 5 door [0.00]	Oh my word - do this couple have the worst taste in cars mods of anyone in the World? Take on £150k car, stick horrible plastic tat all over it then crash it a lot. Easy to take a pop at people with loads of cash but in this case, it's justified.
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TMP Brigadier General 349 Rep 3,022 Posts Drives: M6 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cheshire iTrader: (0)	That body kit looks like it came of an old RS Turbo btw know that car park well - many happy Saturday mornings grabbing a Costa then taking James to the park and duck pond __________________ M2 Arrived! Family 5er
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vikzE92 First Lieutenant 17 Rep 361 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Carbon Black Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Bedfordshire iTrader: (0)	OMFG!!! what a chav tastic heap Its disgraceful to do that to such a beautiful car
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vikzE92 First Lieutenant 17 Rep 361 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Carbon Black Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Bedfordshire iTrader: (0)	agree with sheps Unfortunately all their money cannot buy them any class or taste (or loyalty!)
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sheps Colonel 73 Rep 2,396 Posts Drives: C63 AMG Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Cambs, UK iTrader: (2)	Answers to questions above: Who the fuck: Jess Lawson - Retarded, tasteless, vapid bint, other half to a retarded, tasteless, vapid ball kicker. What the fuck: Council scum with too much money think they can improve on perfection by throwing gopping bodykits, cheap wheels and a horrendous paintjob at a lovely car. Obviously, they can't. __________________ Gone but not forgotten: 325i M Sport (E92), Black Sapphire, Coral Red Dakota, 19" 225's, Seat Heating, 6FL and de-badge Replaced by 6.2 litres of AMG powered C class.
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