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July 31st is National Orgasm Day
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07-31-2018, 12:55 AM | #25 |
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Just be sure to order enough Viagra to get the full nine Yards
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07-31-2018, 09:35 AM | #27 |
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I'd say talk to the OP, but I imagine he's too busy hitting the resend button frantically every minute or two to his wife, in hopes that she'll give in in time...
But seriously, why wouldn't you just google it? He gave you all the info, Toronto sun, author, etc. |
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07-31-2018, 01:45 PM | #28 |
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Here you go, good luck.....I could talk to her for you if you like, put in a good word.
https://torontosun.com/life/sex-file...-are-you-ready |
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07-31-2018, 02:07 PM | #29 | |
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07-31-2018, 02:10 PM | #30 |
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So, it's national beat off day?
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07-31-2018, 02:12 PM | #31 |
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Is it true that after three kids its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
There is a relatively simple fix though...get fixed. If there is no danger to having a fourth, she might be inclined to have sex more often. Might is the key word of course. |
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07-31-2018, 02:30 PM | #33 |
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07-31-2018, 03:28 PM | #36 |
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People who made that shirt could've at least bothered to look up the spelling of ORGASM. |
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07-31-2018, 03:31 PM | #38 |
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07-31-2018, 05:09 PM | #40 | |
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And yes, my wife is fully aware that her mouth still works.
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07-31-2018, 05:13 PM | #41 |
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07-31-2018, 05:51 PM | #44 | |
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