"Hygienic" toilet seats

charlie335 · 10-06-2008, 03:01 PM

so i come home the other day and found one of those ass washing/drying seats on top of my toilet. apparently my mom put one in everyone's room because it's cleaner and more hygienic. i still can't get over the damn spray though. i'm scared that stuff will splatter everywhere lol... it's been a week and i still haven't tried it yet! the ass warmer function is nice to have though...

anyways, kind of a weird topic but i was wondering if any of you guys have this thing LOL

CurlyFatAngry · 10-06-2008, 03:28 PM

Don't worry, it's been used for hundreds of years in my culture and I can tell you it's sooo much better than toilet paper. Use paper to dry though. Enjoy !

323d · 10-06-2008, 03:35 PM

did ur mom buy it at that toilet place @ abeerdeen haha?

markymarc1979 · 10-06-2008, 04:14 PM

I wish someone or somthing would wipe my ass for me!!!!!

jeho · 10-06-2008, 04:41 PM

probably bought it cause she noticed charlie's underwear had too many stains during laundry or somebody was complaining in the house that they noticed it...

haha jk charlie...

iPodAddict · 10-06-2008, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurlyFatAngry

Don't worry, it's been used for hundreds of years in my culture and I can tell you it's sooo much better than toilet paper. Use paper to dry though. Enjoy !

I don't even know what they call them in english, but in portuguese it's called a "Bidei"...

iPodAddict · 10-06-2008, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jeffE92TT

probably bought it cause she noticed charlie's underwear had too many stains during laundry or somebody was complaining in the house that they noticed it...

haha jk charlie...

lol @ skid-rows

Kit523 · 10-06-2008, 04:57 PM

HAHAHAHA CHARLIE I GOT ONE TO
IT'S NICE
is urs from lotus?

Soni · 10-06-2008, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeffE92TT

probably bought it cause she noticed charlie's underwear had too many stains during laundry or somebody was complaining in the house that they noticed it...

haha jk charlie...

OverDrive · 10-06-2008, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurlyFatAngry

Don't worry, it's been used for hundreds of years in my culture and I can tell you it's sooo much better than toilet paper. Use paper to dry though. Enjoy !

Persian?

Inzane · 10-06-2008, 05:24 PM

This reminds me, my wife and I had a few trips to europe this year (London, Paris, etc.) and in the hotel rooms I was certainly puzzled by an additional "appliance" in there.

Toilet - check
Sink - check
Shower/tub - check
bowl shaped thing on the floor with faucet thingy - WTF is that??

rich662 · 10-06-2008, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeffE92TT

probably bought it cause she noticed charlie's underwear had too many stains during laundry or somebody was complaining in the house that they noticed it...

haha jk charlie...

charlie, u got burned man, ouch!

jeho · 10-06-2008, 06:27 PM

rmb..i am JUST KIDDING !

charlie335 · 10-06-2008, 06:40 PM

jeff! why'd you have to go and tell everyone about my stains =(

and yah billy she got it from lotus in aberdeen. we even got one for the downstairs guestroom lol.

im gonna go home and try it later =D

jeho · 10-06-2008, 07:14 PM

haha I want one. I'll go aberdeen to take a look at em nxt time LOL

let us know how it is hahahaha

Kit523 · 10-06-2008, 08:01 PM

HAHAHA let me know if u guys need any those seat man
i can get it for cheap!!HAHAHA

iPodAddict · 10-06-2008, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inzane

This reminds me, my wife and I had a few trips to europe this year (London, Paris, etc.) and in the hotel rooms I was certainly puzzled by an additional "appliance" in there.

Toilet - check
Sink - check
Shower/tub - check
bowl shaped thing on the floor with faucet thingy - WTF is that??

You know what, I actually sat around for 5 minutes trying to think of what its called in english... I couldn't figure it out to save my life lol.

GuyOh · 10-06-2008, 09:09 PM

why haven't you tried it yet? you scared you are going to enjoy the feeling of the toilet washing your asshole? scared its going to replace jen? hehehee

jeho · 10-06-2008, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuyOh

you scared you are going to enjoy the feeling of the toilet washing your asshole? scared its going to replace jen? hehehee

**EDITED cuz edison says im too mean...

Jen MUST have a "long" suprise?!?!

sorry charlie..just had to say that hahahhahhahaha

Gen_E92 · 10-06-2008, 09:54 PM

dude u r so mean

KkSc · 10-07-2008, 12:34 AM

I WANT ONE TOO><...haha..charlie..can i try too??haha

Kit523 · 10-07-2008, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KkSc

I WANT ONE TOO><...haha..charlie..can i try too??haha

u sure can
just go to lotus@ aberdeen
then tell them u want to try the lotus seats HAHAHA
then u can enjoy it....and clean ur assholes=)
有通腸功能too!!!
如果你有便秘既問題=)

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charlie335 Shiodome Redeveloper 21 Rep 762 Posts Drives: lawllercoaster Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Richmond, BC iTrader: (1)	"Hygienic" toilet seats so i come home the other day and found one of those ass washing/drying seats on top of my toilet. apparently my mom put one in everyone's room because it's cleaner and more hygienic. i still can't get over the damn spray though. i'm scared that stuff will splatter everywhere lol... it's been a week and i still haven't tried it yet! the ass warmer function is nice to have though... anyways, kind of a weird topic but i was wondering if any of you guys have this thing LOL __________________ 2006 E63 M6, Alpine White/Indianapolis Red 2007 E92 335i, Space Gray, 6MT, ZSP, BMW Performance Shifter/Boot, CF Wrapped Trim, Aero Lip, M3 Sideskirts, Mtech Rear, CF Diffuser, Custom Quads, FK Silverline X, iForged Essen 2008 GSX-R750, Blue/White, Power Commander, Straight Pipe 2011 BMW S1000RR, Akrapovic Evolution Last edited by charlie335; 10-06-2008 at 03:27 PM..
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Inzane Lieutenant 25 Rep 443 Posts Drives: E90 LCI 335i Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Edmonton, Alberta iTrader: (0)	This reminds me, my wife and I had a few trips to europe this year (London, Paris, etc.) and in the hotel rooms I was certainly puzzled by an additional "appliance" in there. Toilet - check Sink - check Shower/tub - check bowl shaped thing on the floor with faucet thingy - WTF is that??
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charlie335 Shiodome Redeveloper 21 Rep 762 Posts Drives: lawllercoaster Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Richmond, BC iTrader: (1)	jeff! why'd you have to go and tell everyone about my stains =( and yah billy she got it from lotus in aberdeen. we even got one for the downstairs guestroom lol. im gonna go home and try it later =D __________________ 2006 E63 M6, Alpine White/Indianapolis Red 2007 E92 335i, Space Gray, 6MT, ZSP, BMW Performance Shifter/Boot, CF Wrapped Trim, Aero Lip, M3 Sideskirts, Mtech Rear, CF Diffuser, Custom Quads, FK Silverline X, iForged Essen 2008 GSX-R750, Blue/White, Power Commander, Straight Pipe 2011 BMW S1000RR, Akrapovic Evolution
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jeho ig: jeffersonho 148 Rep 2,182 Posts Drives: E90M3.E36M3 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: PNW iTrader: (6)	haha I want one. I'll go aberdeen to take a look at em nxt time LOL let us know how it is hahahaha
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Kit523 Major General 375 Rep 7,076 Posts Drives: F80 M3/FK8/C63S Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: B.C. Vancouver iTrader: (27)	HAHAHA let me know if u guys need any those seat man i can get it for cheap!!HAHAHA
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