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Bloody spell check!!
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| 10-17-2011, 04:52 AM | #1 |
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Bloody spell check!!
spellcheck is a mutherfudger sometimes.
Just sent wife an email... she replied 'what does jewish the driveway mean ???' I had originally typed 'jetwash'.
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| 10-17-2011, 06:53 AM | #2 |
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My wife txt a friend the other day asking if she could park outside her house as they live in a packed street
She received one back saying "sure np i will put the willy cone out for you"  |
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| 10-17-2011, 07:27 AM | #3 |
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I know what you mean - I tried to send her indoors a text the other day saying 'what are we having for supper tonight darling?'
What actually came out was 'I'd better have a steak on the table when I get home, bitch'
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| 10-17-2011, 07:49 AM | #4 |
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| 10-17-2011, 07:56 AM | #5 | |
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Quote:
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| 10-17-2011, 08:09 AM | #6 |
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Hundreds of great ones here:
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/ For instance:   And:  ^ Especially as that being not a real word wouldn't make it into his dictionary unless he'd used it several times before... next: AND LMFAO! Think she got the job?  Last one...  ...Aaah go on then: 
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| 10-17-2011, 08:17 AM | #7 |
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Lol, has anyone seen this http://shitthatsirisays.tumblr.com/
 Its the new Siri voice assistant on the iphone 4s
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| 10-17-2011, 04:01 PM | #8 |
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This is superb!
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