[Mark II]

Originally Posted by carrerarsr

18 year old girls in their 1.1 Corsa or Saxo the boyfriend has driven through Halfrauds for the fake bling then resprayed Playboy Pink.

Ahh, yes you mean the ones that litter up the doorways at McDonuts, F'ing & blinding and wearing fur collared jackets that aren't long enough to reach their navels? I think their latin name is Chavious Obscenia from the genus Slapperei Oops, sorry very stereotypical...

Originally Posted by carrerarsr

I wouldn't mind getting them across my knee and giving them a good spanking....... sorry just got carried away their.

Now that's a different thread altogether

[NFS]

I always find that anyone who wears a hat while driving a car tends to be a problem.

This ranges from little old ladies with those round bonnets on through to baseball capped 'youths' with large exhausts on their aged Saxos and Corsas.

But .. the most serious problem is with those troubled few that wear large brimmed hats while driving volvo's.

I think it's a question of judgement. Anyone who doesn't realise that there is no point at all in wearing a hat inside a moving vehicle should be stripped of their license, killed and eaten by bears.

[- Paul -]

Originally Posted by NFS

Anyone who doesn't realise that there is no point at all in wearing a hat inside a moving vehicle should be stripped of their license, killed and eaten by bears.

[beemerbird]

Originally Posted by booforty

I have a box of tissues on my rear parcel shelf and a panama hat

What about a packet of wet ones as well Paul?

[CD]

forget volvo drivers and the rest, they are all quite tame compared to who i have found over the years to be no competition the worst drivers on the road, and thats:

The Rover 75 Driver ... typically stuck up old gits wearing flat caps, who think they are way above their station and tootle along at 40mph until you decide to get past them, then they speed up! Actually today i was sat in the car having some lunch and i saw one drive the wrong way down a one way street !! .. keep your eyes open for them

... but hey what do i know, im a white van man and BMW driver (according to my mate the worst combination on the road )

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Certain bus drivers driving on the night shift!! Esp. in London...
They have no need to brake, as they know people will rather brake first than be hit by 10+/- tons of metal and contraband.

Originally Posted by Mark II

I like to re-write peoples opinions of BMW/Porsche drivers by actually being courteous - trouble is that they either don't believe me when I flash them to pull out or wave them through or the ignorant sods don't bother to thank me after I've slowed to a crawl to let them out - which then means everyone behind hates me!

I completely understand what you mean! Seems as hard as you try people will always see the as a 'lane-hogger' or 'sales rep'! I'm no sales rep dammit!

Jealousy, is the way I like to see it. (I fear, I have just become part of the BMW driver stereotype..)


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