WHEN was the last time you did a poo?

330cdsport · 07-10-2008, 08:43 AM

Only problem with prolonged toilet reading is you can loose the power of your legs when you stand up. (not good if you haven't wiped)

booforty · 07-10-2008, 08:51 AM

^^ lol!

- Paul - · 09-09-2009, 04:01 AM

Another..

Back in the day before OT existed. There's a thread about when did you last have a one night hand by Carlos that prompted this.....

edit - I was wrong - Carlos posted this after mine

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73590

E92Fan · 09-09-2009, 04:27 AM

Wasn't this poo thread in response to the "What did you have for lunch?" thread?

dxb335d · 09-09-2009, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by E92Fan

Wasn't this poo thread in response to the "What did you have for lunch?" thread?

Yeah i think it might have LOL.

Two years ago man LOL

M3-FAST · 09-09-2009, 04:34 AM

classic thread

Carrera RSR · 09-09-2009, 07:13 AM

Twice this morning. Second one was more like a wee out of the wrong hole

330cdsport · 09-09-2009, 07:45 AM

Anyone installed 'Poop the world' on their iPhone then?

E902717 · 09-09-2009, 07:47 AM

This thread is classic!

SiKkBaSs · 09-09-2009, 09:09 AM

Strong bump

craig2859 · 09-09-2009, 09:51 AM

If away with "work" and in a "Hole" for 2-3 days, it ends up being in a plastic bag and sealed up.... honestly, its actually quite hard to do as well, and takes practice.

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zltm089 · 09-09-2009, 01:41 PM

my shit actually floats....and it was yesterday.....

and talkin about poo,

guys....check out that video 2 girls and 1 cup.....its some next level freakiness...

SiKkBaSs · 09-09-2009, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by zltm089

guys....check out that video 2 girls and 1 cup.....its some next level freakiness...

It is gross as fcuk man. I could only watch the first 5 seconds (serious)

ElegantSpoon · 09-09-2009, 02:20 PM

I'm having one right now

ed335d · 09-09-2009, 04:06 PM

I've got one in the departure lounge

E90Yaz · 09-09-2009, 05:05 PM

TURD BURGLAR
Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to Force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

JLR1969 · 09-09-2009, 06:19 PM

I am still laughing at the phrase 'chocolate hostage' classic thread

Palmnuts · 09-09-2009, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 330cdsport

Only problem with prolonged toilet reading is you can loose the power of your legs when you stand up. (not good if you haven't wiped)

Is it normal to stand up before you've wiped??

Highflyr · 09-09-2009, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Palmball

Is it normal to stand up before you've wiped??

someone should start a poll

Geoffo · 09-10-2009, 06:39 AM

Just off the Throne..

JLR1969 · 09-10-2009, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zltm089

my shit actually floats....and it was yesterday.....

and talkin about poo,

guys....check out that video 2 girls and 1 cup.....its some next level freakiness...

Just watched the video, seriously that is totally gross......some people need a bullet

craig2859 · 09-10-2009, 11:18 AM

Why do I keep checking this post, when I see there are new posts ......

Porcelain Pit stops, aint things to talk about !!

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