WHEN was the last time you did a poo?

silverbmwz3 · 07-21-2007, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1stnewcar

Just thought I'd ask before Carlos did

DON'T ! You'll get pictures. There's only one logical progression (WARNING: not work/family/breakfast/anytime-safe):

http://www.ratemypoo.com/

This forum used to be so friendly and about cars

Now look where it is heading....

PS. Don't ask me how I know about the existence of that site, my memory is so good I recall someone telling me about it years ago and it is still around. I can assure you it isn't one I frequent. Just don't look at the top 20, as I did, I'm not sure I can eat anything for the rest of the day now.

- Paul - · 07-21-2007, 06:50 AM

WHY WHY WHY did I click that link.......

Steve A · 07-21-2007, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by 1stnewcar

WHY WHY WHY did I click that link.......

:mad:after reading your post why did i click it:mad:

- Paul - · 07-21-2007, 06:57 AM

Off for a sausage butty now. Mmmmmmm.

Cafe.Racer · 07-21-2007, 10:32 AM

lmao at this thread.

dxb335d · 07-21-2007, 12:53 PM

i took a 'dump' this morning

smelt a little due to the 'high level of alcohol consumption' from the night before

silverbmwz3 · 07-21-2007, 03:16 PM

Carl, I'm proud of you. I expected to see you'd photographed it when I read your first sentence but my faith in humanity is restored to see that you have not.

330cdsport · 07-23-2007, 07:00 AM

Gonna go now and release a 'chocolate hostage' while having a game of mini golf on my phone! Very relaxing.

ES-Jet · 07-23-2007, 07:46 AM

A thread about parking your lunch. Nice.

It's obvious this thread is going to 'run'.

Z4 Beemer · 07-23-2007, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ES-Jet

A thread about parking your lunch. Nice.

It's obvious this thread is going to 'run'.

imodium anyone?

dxb335d · 07-23-2007, 01:16 PM

i need to 'lay a cable' right now

cant be arsed tho

dxb335d · 07-23-2007, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

i need to 'lay a cable' right now

cant be arsed tho

i just laid that cable

but to my horror when i looked/admired it, it was in three peices?

anyone got any duck tape, and do you think it would be sufficient to fix it?

peterg1965 · 07-23-2007, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

i just laid that cable

but to my horror when i looked/admired it, it was in three peices?

anyone got any duck tape, and do you think it would be sufficient to fix it?

booforty · 07-09-2008, 10:45 AM

This was about the same time as the ONE NIGHT HAND! lol

To answer the question "two weeks ago but feeling another big one coming on..."

- Paul - · 07-09-2008, 10:46 AM

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo........

dxb335d · 07-09-2008, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 330cdsport

Gonna go now and release a 'chocolate hostage' while having a game of mini golf on my phone! Very relaxing.

HAHAHA

neilmc · 07-09-2008, 11:11 AM

I am at present doing a dirty protest at this post, it is too much.

Dubbedoutbimmer · 07-09-2008, 11:28 AM

for all you drinkers out there im sure you can understand what im going through today after about 18 bud lights lastnight! yes kido's its called "BUD MUD" and let me tell you its white nuckle porcelin racing at its finest! but now I have that not so flesh feeling ahhh

NaTuReB0Y · 07-09-2008, 11:33 AM

every morning and night................about 15 minutes long --- reading auto mags

sometimes...no poooooop comes out --- but i got my 15 minutes of reading

dxb335d · 07-09-2008, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubbedoutbimmer

for all you drinkers out there im sure you can understand what im going through today after about 18 bud lights lastnight! yes kido's its called "BUD MUD" and let me tell you its white nuckle porcelin racing at its finest! but now I have that not so flesh feeling ahhh

QUALITY

booforty · 07-09-2008, 02:00 PM

Tips for pooing at work: http://www.owensworld.com/pranks/read-83.htm

PhilR · 07-10-2008, 02:53 AM

Is this what you call an "OFF TOPIC" discussion thread.

Most evening's about 19:00 usually with the latest edition of TopGear magazine.

Ahhhhhh, me time, no kids, no wife.......bliss

Reading this back I think I need to re-evaluatue my ME Time!!!!!

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