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      06-29-2018, 12:20 PM   #45
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oh it's the series about excepting someone for who they are on inside that matters, not the mask they wear....

and BdSM n54iS....false alarm my friend, the whips and chains can be put away
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      06-29-2018, 12:28 PM   #46
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      06-29-2018, 12:40 PM   #47
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oh it's the series about excepting someone for who they are on inside that matters, not the mask they wear....

and BdSM n54iS....false alarm my friend, the whips and chains can be put away
Then why won't anyone look past my fugly?
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      06-29-2018, 12:46 PM   #48
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Kissa is fine and annoying as hell, Rabies Alfonso, the children's dog is the sick one!

" Oh I heard your dog is sick. Take good care of it, your mom tends to out down family members when they fall I'll" said my mom to my kids, which means I've spent the last few weeks under heavy guard, and I had to explain the concept of euthanasia to them, and what I did to my dad.

If the news of a mysterious murder in Finland where a woman has been beaten to death with milk cans reaches your ears, you can be pretty sure it wasn't me. My commitment to non violent and conversation based communication has yet again been tested to the limits of my sanity and I think I passed.
Sorry to hear - probably difficult to remove her from your life too for the kids sake.

I had thought it was Kissa with the dietary issues - but hope Rabies make a comeback (that sounded odd)!
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Then why won't anyone look past my fugly?
But we do!

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Sorry to hear - probably difficult to remove her from your life too for the kids sake.

I had thought it was Kissa with the dietary issues - but hope Rabies make a comeback (that sounded odd)!
Fuck no, she is not allowed near my kids without an other adult (an approved adult) present, I never go near her. Sadly the kids have riding lessons where they need help with the horses and since I have experience, on and off the plate, I have to go there and she show up every time with her toxic words ...

since I don't expect being very good at murdering with this little practice, I kinda have to choose to not to since I still like my dorky kids.
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oh it's the series about excepting someone for who they are on inside that matters, not the mask they wear....

and BdSM n54iS....false alarm my friend, the whips and chains can be put away
Teasing is part of it

.. you let me know when you're ready to get tied up
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But we do!

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Nah, this is the net, not real life.
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Nah, this is the net, not real life.
ah, I act alike here and irl.
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Teasing is part of it

.. you let me know when you're ready to get tied up
Oh I've been ready ...but this car and house keep costing me everything right now lol
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Oh I've been ready ...but this car and house keep costing me everything right now lol
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.. you let me know when you're ready to get tied up
There should be a thread on this topic.
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I learned that property taxes are tied to the property not to the owner, or in this case the former owner. Apparently the lady I bought my home from still owes taxes and now it is my responsibility to pay them. What used to be the American dream is bullshit. Being a home owner seems to be more of a disadvantage in this day and age. Going to college is a scam. Hard work and dedication does not pay off, it only allows others to take from you legally somehow. Seems that in this day and age the only people that have any true luxury are those that live off of the government. Catch 22 - It would be easier to live in this manner but my morals and standards won't allow it.

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to go with my prior post in here...

i learned breakfast burritos w/ hot chili do not mix with lunch burritos w/ hot chili

and that the office bathroom has some thin walls.
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      06-30-2018, 12:41 PM   #58
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Today running I learned I could probably almost live along my normal route. Supplies up the wazoo for the discerning off-grid individual

Today I saw leather gloves, berries and cantaloupe, enough recycle to put some change in my pocket. There were cans of Monster and a pair of shorts. If I age a bit and start to embarrass myself there were diapers

jgoens when u drop a gift card, please make sure there is a balance left. I wouldn't really want the coffee but I was thinking all the way home how good Starbucks lemon cake would be. When you are drinking those vodka (at least a dozen I saw) you need to leave me at least enough vapors to catch a spark on the kindle

Someone was kind enough to leave a pack of Tylenol to help knees after the run
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I learned my "command" of Spanish pronunciation is still suspect.

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Me: Yodicks?
Wife: yeah, yodicks
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