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      07-12-2018, 07:55 AM   #23
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I wanted to say thank you. When ever the rough times hit me hard, I can always rely on a few posters here to do their best to soften the impact.

Anyway, be as kind to people irl as you are here for strangers. I absolutely adore you all.

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You think YOU have an identity crisis???
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Shakira could you think of books a kid wants to read about flying, and more advanced ones on planes.

Kissa, was put down today. I can't tell anyone irl the reason, and the kids own dog is still sick one with no explanation no labs or scans support. I would appreciate if you'd help me in keeping L reading.
The top ten must-read flying books

•Piece of Cake – Derek Robinson.
•The Right Stuff – Tom Wolfe.
•First Light – Geoffrey Wellum.
•West with the Night – Beryl Markham.
•Biggles Pioneer Air Fighter W.E. Johns.
•Propellerhead – Anthony Woodward.
•Bomber – Len Deighton.
•F-4 Phantom - A Pilot's Story - Robert Prest.

Of course, I am a little biased on the last one.
'Flight of the Intruder' Stephen Coonts
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Much love dear. Keep your chin up.



You think YOU have an identity crisis???
Thanks. We had an intensive therapy night last night with my sister.we polished a few bottles of wine, and had a serious discussion about dinosaur penises (I'm very confused this morning) and on what dog I should get next to kill.

I'm not exactly sure which step in the grieving process that was, but this is going way better than the last time we went through this. Then I ran off to the woods to make logs, which is a completely normal reaction for a female.
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5 (ripe) avocado, mashed with fork
2-3 roma tomatoes, diced into 2cm chunks
2 tomatillos, diced similar
2 jalapenos, diced similar
2 serranos, diced
2 limes
garlic/salt to taste

Swirl together, then add

bag of chips, I prefer the Scoops.
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5 (ripe) avocado, mashed with fork
2-3 roma tomatoes, diced into 2cm chunks
2 tomatillos, diced similar
2 jalapenos, diced similar
2 serranos, diced
2 limes
garlic/salt to taste

Swirl together, then add

bag of chips, I prefer the Scoops.
You sure about the centimeter? It seems huge! I mean a millimeter would probably work better?

Thanks man, I know now where to extort tomadillos from!
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OK, 2cm is a bit large. But I do want chunks clearly visible, so maybe 1cm. 1mm is way too small, as you will see below.

Even with those really crazy sharp knives you keep endangering neighborhood children with, it still takes twice as long to make a bowl and start eating.
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OK, 2cm is a bit large. But I do want chunks clearly visible, so maybe 1cm. 1mm is way too small, as you will see below.

Even with those really crazy sharp knives you keep endangering neighborhood children with, it still takes twice as long to make a bowl and start eating.
The kids are at the cabin, and it's not like I have dogs to take care of, I might as well go nuts with the old knife set! Hell, I might even go fishing! Or find a r apply old house and go nuts with my hammer!
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Today's top story from Finland: A crazed, cheetoh-eating man ran about the woods in his wife-beater, chasing children with knives until she barricaded herself in an old cabin and beat the walls until they fell. The police called in Swedish assistance, and the criminal was bored to sleep and taken into custody with no injuries to herself, or her dress.
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Today's top story from Finland: A crazed, cheetoh-eating man ran about the woods in his wife-beater, chasing children with knives until she barricaded herself in an old cabin and beat the walls until they fell. The police called in Swedish assistance, and the criminal was bored to sleep and taken into custody with no injuries to herself, or her dress.
Maybe not children, a deer? Bambi?

Oh shit, that's a hunting crime. The rest is just an other Friday.
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Then I ran off to the woods to make logs, which is a completely normal reaction for a female.
I did not know that. WHat kind of logs? Wooden?
Pecan logs? https://www.oldtimec*********/walk-t...-by-stuckey-s/

Or the other kind....you know,.....that bears make in the woods.....
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I did not know that. WHat kind of logs? Wooden?
Pecan logs? https://www.oldtimec*********/walk-t...-by-stuckey-s/

Or the other kind....you know,.....that bears make in the woods.....
bears don't make orange ones, from eating cheetos all day though
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I guess I'm the only confused one....
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I guess I'm the only confused one....
Dog died, among other things. But not ala John Wick. Had to be put down. You need to spend more time in politics subforum.
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Dog died, among other things. But not ala John Wick. Had to be put down. You need to spend more time in politics subforum.
Just wait till my mother hears about it! I confiscated the kids phones so she couldn't contact them to the cabin at least. Oh, and the tiny dog is still sick too, so I might known as the kids pets Terminator from now on!

I shit you not, this is a summer of laughter and joy for the family Lups!
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I'm really sorry for your dogs . I saw your situation .
These are fucking hard kicking moments ! I was there as well . Hard to forget !

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These are fucking hard kicking moments ! I was there as well . Hard to forget !

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It'll be fine, the kids should come back from the cabin over the weekend so I have a few more days to do a complete self pity thing.

I have developed the perfect method for this shit.

1. Get madly drunk with the sis and only cover important topics. We ask each other questions and then the other has to answer it with absolute facts (why would anyone want to be a paleontologist? Dinosaur penises. Why did the chicken cross the road? To show solidarity to the other plugged poultry)

2. Have a hangover from hell, invent new recipes.

3. Find something to fix.

4. Do an inventory of all your tools (that's tomorrow.)
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