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      07-03-2019, 07:49 PM   #309
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Dude, with all the hot chicks walking around the gym this evening in their ridiculously tight yoga pants I've got so many photographic images in my head I'm ready to explode! Thank god its Wackoff Wednesday! LOL the question is do I wait for the Wifey who'll be home in 15 min from work or do I be selfish lol?
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Dude, with all the hot chicks walking around the gym this evening in their ridiculously tight yoga pants I've got so many photographic images in my head I'm ready to explode! Thank god its Wackoff Wednesday! LOL the question is do I wait for the Wifey who'll be home in 15 min from work or do I be selfish lol?
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Dude, with all the hot chicks walking around the gym this evening in their ridiculously tight yoga pants I've got so many photographic images in my head I'm ready to explode! Thank god its Wackoff Wednesday! LOL the question is do I wait for the Wifey who'll be home in 15 min from work or do I be selfish lol?

Duh!!!!!


You do both. Get the first one out of the way, then take care of the wifey when you can then take your time!!!
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Duh!!!!!


You do both. Get the first one out of the way, then take care of the wifey when you can then take your time!!!
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Damn forgot now work is gonna be uncomfortable for my coworkers
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Unrelated, but I love it when guys aren't afraid to talk like this just because they have a girlfriend/wife. Most dudes in relationships will play dumb when I comment on a hot girl, hate that. It's like they think they're cheating.

I'm glad my boys aren't like that, even the ones in relationships.
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Totally agree....it’s natural and healthy to look. The day I stop looking is when I’m dead!
What's even better is when you and the girlfriend check them out together or you catch her looking first!
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and now needs a nap
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and now needs a nap
30 sec?
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Primed before I went to the gym last night as to reduce trigger release pressure for late night rendezvous with the girlfriend post gym.
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THAT'S not a nap
LOL no, that's how long it took you to do the thing thing
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