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10-24-2007, 01:50 PM | #1 |
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My Wandering Mind...I need help...
Had some downtime while I ate lunch today, so I thought i'd compile the random thoughts I had while I ate. This will give you a good idea of how my mind works.
I may need to be insitutionalized.... -The roast Turkey in the Cafeteria here isn't bad. In fact it's quite tasty. -Other than those people who work out of their homes, you'd be hard-pressed to find somebody with a better commute than my wife. -The odds are 4:1 that a buddy of mine who is having child enters therapy as an adult stemming from something that happened while another buddy of mine was baby-sitting. -In pursuit of Happiness was truly a great movie. -Spin class is much harder than it looks. -I can't bring myself to wear an athletic supporter but I do realize that sopping wet tighty whities are disgusting. -Howard Stern had me laughing out loud this morning. -My Doghas had a week-long bout with Diarrhea and is now eating only steamed chicken and brown rice from chinese place across the street -I'll miss working with a lot of the people here when this project is over next month -Why anybody in Manhattan would buy a frozen pizza from a supermarket is beyond me. We have Pizza shops on every block!!! -I cannot get the rust spots off of my toilet. It looks like years of doody residue has finally discolored the porcelain. -The amount of people who read religious books on the Subway is growing. -Perhaps more runways would be a way to relieve crowding at the New York airports, yet I have no idea why this hasn't been mentioned as a viable option -It's not possible to walk by a drug store and realize you don't need anything. -People who own butcher shops and bakeries are enables to fat people -I have no idea how people make deposits to "Internet-only" banks -I can't figure out why Wendy's is the only fast-good chain to employ the automatic change makers -It's a good thing I only work 5 days a week because my rectum needs the other 2 days to heal from the toilet paper here -If you don't have your metrocard out and are still searching for it front of the turnstile, you should have your subway privileges revoked -I want somebody to explain why we were able to figure out a way to eliminate the pits from growing in watermelons but we've been unable to get the melons themselves to grow 12 months a year -If I were going to look for a job as buyer, it would be for Bed Bath and Beyond. -It must be confusing to work in Subway and have to visually know the differences between the 3 types of white cheese they have available. -My bathroom floor looks like the library of congress. -I wonder if cotton candy could be made using Splenda -I think there are more than just my balls in my ball-sack, because the nuts themselves aren't flush against the skin. -Let's face it, if you accidentally get doody on your finger, you are going to smell it. -There are very few things that Hindu's and Jews have in common, but Pita bread is one of them. -I cannot believe the amount of mail I get from American express. |
10-24-2007, 02:13 PM | #2 |
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OMFG
I can't believe I just read that. BTW, I picked my ass just to smell it. Gonna need to shit soon.
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10-24-2007, 02:27 PM | #4 |
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It's not that hard. Maybe you're just low on stamina
Way too much. I get something almost daily. Add another card, get the platinum, get a business card. They just don't stop.
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Yeah, I'll admit the first class was a bitch. I had all the stamina in the world but my legs felt like they were going to give out. Although my ass hurt for the next week not from the pain of the work but the hardness of the seat. I'm thinking I should get one of those gel slip on seat covers lol
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hmmmm.....wtf??
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10-24-2007, 02:51 PM | #9 |
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I have to disagree with this.
I think the movie was very irretating, although the book was excellent. If you haven't read it, do so ASAP. He actually tells you what he did after he got the job with Dean Witter and yes, he buys the red Ferrari. |
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10-24-2007, 02:59 PM | #11 |
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10-24-2007, 03:03 PM | #12 |
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lmao,dude your hilarious
^thats so true, the 1st time i went, i sat through the entire thing,now i'm a god damn addict :S , everytime i see n00bs come in to spin, i warn them not to stand up,just last week had a girl who did it for the 1st time, i warned her,she didnt take me on, 1 hour later,she came off the bike,fell off,got back up,fell back down,then she realized she couldnt walk after,lmao
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-it's all about your height. Your knee should be just slightly bent when the pedal is closest to the floor. When the pedal is parallel to the floor your knee should not overhang the mid-point of your foot.
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10-24-2007, 05:06 PM | #18 |
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yup,body control,it hurts like fcuk to do it though,you have to maintain your composure and just move your legs alone,hard as ass
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