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      10-24-2007, 02:28 PM   #1
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Chicken/car joke

(OK, not original, I heard it on Dirty Jobs last night, but actually gaffawed when I heard it.)

"Why do chicken coups have two doors?






"Because if they had four doors, they'd be a sedan"
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      10-27-2007, 09:59 PM   #2
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      10-28-2007, 02:57 PM   #3
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its funny.. kinda in a cute way. If I watched it I'm sure i'd chuckle for a sec

but just isnt doing it for me reading it :+(
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      10-28-2007, 05:18 PM   #4
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      10-29-2007, 01:53 AM   #5
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