Funny license plates

Rono63 · 06-23-2025, 07:02 PM

I go to parties sometimes until four
It’s hard to leave when you can’t find the door.

Life’s been good to me so far.

ezaircon4jc · 06-23-2025, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleWede

"I have a limo, ride in the trunk
I lock the doors in case I get drunk"

Should be...

"I have a limo, ride in the back
I lock the doors in case I'm attacked"

Esteban · 06-23-2025, 09:35 PM

Just leave a message, maybe I'll call...

cmyx6go · 06-24-2025, 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleWede

"I have a limo, ride in the trunk
I lock the doors in case I get drunk"

Quote:

Originally Posted by ezaircon4jc

Should be...

"I have a limo, ride in the back
I lock the doors in case I'm attacked"

UncleWede knows that. He's just changing the lyrics to apply to him.

Vindicator3 · 06-24-2025, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

UncleWede knows that. He's just changing the lyrics to apply to him.

JW/Eagles have used the trunk/drunk variant in live performances.

cmyx6go · 06-24-2025, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vindicator3

JW/Eagles have used the trunk/drunk variant in live performances.

I didn't know that. I like my answer better.

UncleWede · 06-24-2025, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I didn't know that. I like my answer better.

Vindicator3 is right, but I like your answer better too

Buug959 · 06-24-2025, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

UncleWede knows that. He's just changing the lyrics to apply to him.

I always thought "I lock the doors in case I'm attacked" is the radio edit. "I lock the doors in case I get drunk." is the album/live version.

Vindicator3 · 06-25-2025, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buug959

I always thought "I lock the doors in case I'm attacked" is the radio edit. "I lock the doors in case I get drunk." is the album/live version.

Nope. The original studio album version (Joe Walsh, "But Seriously Folks") uses back/attacked. Trunk/Drunk appears on the first "Eagles Live" album (1980) and presumably other live recordings.

3798j · 07-08-2025, 06:49 PM

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3.0L · 07-10-2025, 06:04 PM

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Vindicator3 · 07-24-2025, 01:30 PM

Apparently this guy's business is driving people around to wineries in Napa and Sonoma.

Esteban · 08-20-2025, 05:50 PM

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Esteban · 08-21-2025, 11:48 AM

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Buug959 · 09-13-2025, 02:31 PM

Saw this one today. I'm sure some here can relate.

Fruitnut · 09-23-2025, 04:59 PM

Fantastic

vreihen16 · 10-21-2025, 05:53 PM

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eliphil · 10-21-2025, 07:51 PM

Woof…..

Buug959 · 11-15-2025, 03:50 PM

I was out running errands today and saw this. Made me think of Lady Jane . I miss her presence here and hope she's doing well.

Vindicator3 · 11-27-2025, 06:40 PM

Polygamist or failed his golf lingo class?

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sinuous_sausage · 11-27-2025, 11:01 PM

I saw this on an Imola Red M5 the other day. I was in awe

Buug959 · 12-01-2025, 02:40 PM

I couldn't resist getting a vanity plate for my 3rd Golf.

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